everybody freestyle

ok this is a contest

see if you can win

the point is to freestyle the most ramdon shit

ill go first:

Bloody pad stuck on the wall
catch it before it falls
crisp rain on a summer afternoon
i've never called a african american "coon"

 

"coon"? catoon get over yourself you weak little tune
cause soon you'll be wishing you could hear any tune
but you're a bit too soon
shoulda went back to june go cry in the afternoon
oh man he must be flippin
so looney tune he's stuck on a bloody pad wishing he could lick and spoon
but its way too soon to be droppin down fake bloody tunes


l

 

you are gay
your mom is a man
your dad sucks cock
in the back of a van

 

Wow. Do I win the retarded award?

 

At least I don't wear a silk purple shirt
And my mom isnt my gramma
bitch- you suck your dad's cock
In every room

 

senseless rambling all i see
this is a contest to beat me
so u better do it or ill rein supreme
don't be alamed ill be a fair judge
and when i get served i will budge
and hand you my crown
without fail or frown

 

brown blood clots
gatoraid ink blots
jesu man of joy
i stole ur grammas vibrating toy

 

Your crown is all ready on the dusty ground
even a clown would have to frown
better learn some tricks cause all you getting now is a stick
not a stick that you can lick or one that will suck your dick
but one that will give you a fix and make you get down on your knees and lap from a dish

(Why the hell do I feel like some twisted Dr Seuss?)

 

I'm illin',
tell me what ya doin wit theez beats that I'm feelin..
Drop a line, drop a name
droppin time, what a shame
how we gotta go, go, go
when tha sandman starts ta play
cuz I be slippin through tha cracks
and i be find a notha way,
bust a nugget.
i be playin ev'ry day, like a muppet,
i don' know what else ta say,
so why doncha just fuck it???

 

"Why don't you just suck it?"
Man you sound like a puppet
Go back and get some skills
Until then get down and lick my dusty heels

 

eat my crusty scabs you fool
and then drown your sorrow in a pool
and then pass a watery stool
lick the anus of a mule/

 

Dude you be lookin like you ate some bloody cream
Better back the fuck away before I scream
Meaner then a pregnant women needin ice cream
you have no idea what i mean

 

i lol'd!

 

Everyone is said to have something nice

but for you there is no portion
nothing can stand being with you not even lice
we all wished your mom chose abortion

 

So do I win yet?

 

hey,
i sais fuck you like a dog
cuz you squealin like a hog
on my carpet.
and you smellin like a burn,
know ya gotta wait your turn,
while i be droppin,
like dem crusty apple pies, you be poppin
aint no mickey D ho,
i take my biggie fry ta go,
why doncha take it through ya driveup window
cuz you be skinnin like a pro
donno whata way ta go
just shut up,
do it like ya told n put ya butt up
cuz i be loosin all control
and switch...

 

A tribute to me?

 

"Everyone is said to have something nice

but for you there is no portion
nothing can stand being with you not even lice
we all wished your mom chose abortion" YNB quote



Me-
Dude you got lice runnin round like mice
Between think twice cause I aient gonna be so nice
You better think thrice and your brain just had an abortion

 

Fuck you like a dog? Man you is just a hog
You need to use shampoo, instead you just smell like poo
go back to school cause you aient even worth it to be a tool

 

Haha. Not really but that is funny hunnie

Good night every one.