This is NOT a real movie, but it should be. The movie poster should have a picture of a duck on it, close up, against a blue background. That would be something to see! The plot should concern a duck (a REAL live duck that the director just lets move around the sets while the rest of the cast talks to and about it) that cannot speak, but becomes enourmously popular after somehow (this movie is yet to be written, after all) saving the life of a kid. The duck is then coerced into running for President on a third-party ticket, and somehow (there's that word again. I need scripts!) wins. After being innaugurated, the duck is put on national television. And nothing happens. Ten minutes of the duck just walking around the Presidents table in the Oval Office. When the "speech" is over, the news anchors stare at the camra, looking confused and disturbed. It goes ON like this. At the State of the Union Address, the assembled congress and senate meet, and sit in silence for 1 hour on national televison while the duck just sits on the Presidential podium in front of the Vice President and the Speaker, who look at eachother and shrug their shoulders. When the "address" is over, the news anchors again look agast. Then, one anchor (preferably played by John Cusack) begins SCREAMING out his emotions, and say's "HOW? HOW COULD THIS COUNTRY HAVE ELECTED A DAM DUCK?! THIS IS INSANITY! WHY DO WE HAVE IT ON TV? WHY ARE WE PLAYING ALONG WITH THIS? THIS IS A CONSPIRACY! H......" Then, in the style of the 'Blair Witch Project', the camera is knocked aside, and the voice of the outraged news achor is abruptly silenced. The last scene of the film shows the duck, walking away from the camera, down one of the halls of the White House.......
