You know it's incorrect to think animals don't have language. They have at least a rudimentary one. Actually there's probably a lot we don't know about what's going on in their minds. Anyways, I sometimes think from time to time. You know, your pet, especially dog or cat, probably has something he or she uses to classify you in their mind. As they probably do with everyone else in your home and who they meet. So did you ever wonder what they think of you? Because you know, it could be something nice. Or it could be something like "Smells-Like-Tuna" or "Has-A-Big-Nose". "Here comes 'Smells-Like-Tuna' with my food" and so forth.
Our parrot is very vocal…usually she calls me by my name. Other times it’s a few choice expletives!
If I only had a pet... I can just imagine one thinking "if that ugly, fat farter feeds me that cheap crappy dry shit again, I'm gonna shit on his pillows, tear up those new curtains and knock over everyone of those fake cat figurines on the mantle piece."