ever woken up to sex?

Have you ever woken up to someone having sex with you? If you're a guy, have you ever woken up to a girl riding your cock like a bull rider? If you're a girl, have you ever woken up to a guy slamming it into your pussy? Have you ever done it to someone? Has this ever happened with a stranger?

 

I'd be pretty pissed off to wake up being rammed.

 

ditto, but only because I really require a lot of foreplay before I'm ready for sex.
Now if I was in one of those odd half-awake moments and really turned on, verging on orgasming or just had one (this has happened twice this month, apparently I'm really sexed up over this latest guy though we haven't done the deed yet) I wouldn't mind having him slide into me then, but gentler than "slamming" please
Doesn't help that I'm sooo not a morning person

 

Woke up to sex this morning, but she wasn't like a bullrider. I can imagine that my GF would be pissed if I woke her up by thrusting like a gorilla on crack.

The appeal of wake up sex is that it is soft and cuddly and warm and gentle. Save the rambo sex for after coffee(not that it isn't fun).

 

Once, in the middle of the night, I woke up to find that I was on top of (and inside) my wife. Afterwards, I found out that she doesn't remember anything before she woke up to discover me inside her.

 

No, but I would never complain if my girlfriend were to wake me in such a way.

 

no i haven't

and if it did happen i'd be angry

someone would get their cock snapped off.

 

I've sorta woken up to sex. I've sorta pretended to be having sexy dream and feigned sleep while my bf touched me and finally slid it in, really genly like. It was HOT.

My new bf says he's got a fantasy of being woken up to a bj. I'm gonna give it a shot one of these nights.

Of course being molested in ones sleep by someone that one didn't regularly have sex with would be grounds for someone getting their cock snapped off.

 

OUCH!!!

 

I've woken up to sex, not someone slamming into me though...It was nice and a real turn on. Sometimes I wake up my boyfriend sometimes with a blow job, but never full on sex.

 

warmhanded canadian you took me back 25 years- i HAD that issue of MAD with the "super-spectacular day" record insert. it was a floppy piece of plastic and the song had 4 different endings depending on how the needle picked up the groove. you had to put a quarter on top of it while it was playing because it was so light the turntable didn't know what to do with it. tx for the memories!!!