Ever masturbated with some tin foil

Discussion in 'Real Kinky' started by skitzo child, Sep 6, 2013.

  1. skitzo child

    skitzo child PEACEFUL LIBRA

    Im charred seriously it hurts ..........
     
  2. Oh, yes, all the time.

    It's awesome!

    (btw, you, uh...can't be serious, can you????) :dizzy2:
     
  3. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I'll make you a hat out of it...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDR2fXoHdQw"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDR2fXoHdQw
     
  4. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    This takes foil and choking the chicken way out there. :)

    I am not sure there is enough lube in the world for foil. ;)
     
  5. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Maybe he was trying to recreate that scene from high school and the girlfriend with the braces on her teeth.
     
  6. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

    just wait till you graduate to sandpaper.
     
  7. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    That takes true grit.
     
  8. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    wrap your dick with it, and stick it in a light socket..


    (btw I am an electrician. this is perfectly safe..
     
  9. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    Are you sure this is grounded advice? :)
     
  10. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    just dont self suck your foil condom cock, if you have filling in your teeth..

    ( I know I just made a 1/2 dozen people cringe.. :D
     
  11. Keeps the aliens away though
     
  12. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

    I was going to try and dig up the scene from The Human Centipede 2 where the guy does it with sandpaper and barbed wire, but then I remember it was really hard to scrub my eyeballs with bleach and the self inflicted eletroshock therapy to erase the memory of that entire movie from my brain I wouldn't wish on anyone,
    so I decided not to.
     
  13. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    It feels great but i hate the noise foil makes
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    gotta use the teflon coated stuff you dumbass
     

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