ethnic joke

Discussion in 'Humor' started by drazil, Dec 1, 2005.

  1. drazil

    drazil Member

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    a blind rabbit and a blind skunk bump into each other in a forest one day.they get to talking and they discover each of them has never seen their reflection and dont know what kind of animal they are.so they make a deal where they'll touch each other and tell the other what type of animal they are.so the skunk goes first.he touches the rabbit's fur ,his ears ,his little tail,whiskers,etc.finished he steps back and says
    "well,you've got smooth fur ,a little bushy tail,whiskers, big ears and buck teeth,i think you're a rabbit.'
    "thank you "the rabbit says and proceeds to keep his end of the bargain.he touches the skunk's fur,feels how greasy it is,rubs the skunks belly and smells him.
    "well",the rabbit says,"fars i can tell, you've got a big gut,greasy hair and you stink,i think you're an italian"
     
  2. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    ohhh, SNAP!

    haha :)
     
  3. We_All_Shine_On

    We_All_Shine_On Senior Member

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    OUCH! lol owww that would hurt alot if i was italian
     
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