Ethics Homework and Alcohol

I'm trying to work on a 6 page paper due in my ethics class tomorrow but I'm drinking wine and amaretto sour (Only booze in the house atm). It seems ironic... how ethical can I be while consuming alcohol?

 

On top of it all I can't seem to get off of the damn internet. It's going to be a long night!

 

brutally so. get off of HF and rock that paper's shit!

 

what's so unethical about drinking alcohol?

 

It's just so boring and I have absolutely no self control right now. I really don't give a damn about what keeps us moral and ethical!

I do like 5 mins of paper and 5 mins of HF. I'm so tired of school. Only one more year and it's finally over.

 

It seems unethical to drink while doing homework. It also seems unethical to be on HF while doing homework. Doing anything besides homework at a time in which homework is necessary seems unethical. But ethics is all relative anyway!

 

Ethics? Psh. Try mixing alcohol and Statistics. Recipe for suicide.

 

it's unethical to make you write such a stupid paper.

 

I made a B in statistics. I don't think alcohol was involved then though!

Trig was the bitch class for me.

 

wine is completely ethical. that other shit you're drinking... nah

 

Odd that being a carpenter, I completely suck ass at anything mathematical. I got a C but it cost me mentally. And my liver suffered greatly.