All dildos seem to be straight, or nearly straight. Problem is that points the handle toward my knees, but my hands are are way up here attached to my arms! Reaching down there is often uncomfortable and ruins the mood. So why aren't there any dildos which are u-shaped or cane shaped? That would put the handle on my stomach, which would be much easier to control. I think this makes a lot of sense, but I've never seen one before. Am I crazy!?
I don't know where you've been looking but there are many different shapes etc. I've got an awesome purple jelly feeling one that you can make your own shape out of and it's like a double dildo so it can swirl and bend and things. Vibrators tend to be stationary toys that don't move much, unless you get a rabbit, but don't cause it's totally overrated. Try something that isn't made from glass or hard plastic.
I am surprised no one makes a U-shaped dildo handle. These are the closest I could find. http://www.amazon.com/Fetish-Fantasy-Elite-Strapless-Sensual/dp/B008I3BQ0E/ref=sr_1_4?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1381351539&sr=1-4&keywords=curved+dildo"]Amazon.com: Fetish Fantasy Elite 8 Inch Strapless Strap On Dildo Sensual Pink: Health & Personal Care http://www.amazon.com/Adam-Eve-Maiden-Original-Silicone/dp/B005C3UOKG/ref=sr_1_123?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1381351708&sr=1-123&keywords=curved+dildo"]Amazon.com: Adam and Eve Hand Maiden Original Silicone Dong 7 Inch Pink: Topco: Health & Personal Care http://www.amazon.com/Massager-Pleasure-Attachment-G-spot-Pleaser/dp/B0084BE3X2/ref=sr_1_243?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1381351932&sr=1-243&keywords=curved+dildo"]Amazon.com: Tlc Magic Massager Pleasure Attachment, G-spot Pleaser: Health & Personal Care http://www.amazon.com/DOUBLE-PENETRATION-PRODUCTS-DOUBLE-ENDED-NAT/dp/B00FFAFW2G/ref=sr_1_56?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1381352224&sr=1-56&keywords=double+dildo"]Amazon.com: JELLY DOUBLE PENETRATION DILDOS, DOUBLE DONG, SEX PRODUCTS, ANAL SEX TOYS, DOUBLE-ENDED PENIS BY @NAT: Health & Personal Care http://www.amazon.com/Fetish-Fantasy-Series-Inflatable-Pink/dp/B0094VEVA6/ref=sr_1_52?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1381352445&sr=1-52&keywords=dildo+handle"]Amazon.com: Fetish Fantasy Series Inflatable Pink Hot Seat: Health & Personal Care
One more: http://www.amazon.com/We-Vibe-Wireless-Vibrator-Couples/dp/B00BUABM9W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1381353930&sr=8-1&keywords=we-vibe+3"]Amazon.com: We Vibe 3 Purple Wireless Vibrator for Couples - Purple + .5 oz IT Lubricant: Health & Personal Care
There is this Theracane http://www.relaxtheback.com/theracane.html and the BackKnobber... http://www.relaxtheback.com/the-original-backnobber-ii.html Which one might be able to adapt to hold a dildo.
Even a dildo with a slights curve in it - so it strikes the parts inside you want it to or with ends that are shaped like a ball.
