Epic Firecrackers Fail

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by Chris92, Dec 1, 2010.

  1. Chris92

    Chris92 Member

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    So yesterday I made my first real batch of firecrackers for my girlfriend and I. I've made 3 previous tester batches, but this was only testing out recipes to see which one I liked most. I used about .6g of some high grade mids on all the tester batches, which I found to be rather weak. So for the real batch I decided on a gram for myself and .7g for my gf because she's relatively new to smoking weed. So about an hour goes by and we can both feel it and I can tell this is gonna be good, or so I thought. Within a half hour things go way downhill. My gf becomes practically unresponsive, complains that she can barely move, and I notice her breathings a little ragged. And then to top it off she pukes all over my bed, all over my floor, everywhere. I've never seen so much puke, or smelled worse smelling puke. Jesus, I kept gagging just from the smell and had to try so hard not to puke myself. I felt so bad though, the last thing I wanted was to get her too high. I really didn't think .7g would do that. I was high outta my mind too on my gram but i rather enjoyed it. And at least it made cleaning up the nastiest mess in my life more bearable. All in all it was a pretty shitty time for my first edibles experience, but at least I know the potential they got now.

    Side notes: Many recipes clearly state do not use skippy. I used skippy, but only because I was reading the labels of the nutella and the skippy, and suprisingly skippy had considerably more fat. Also as I work in a foodstore I was reading all the labels of the peanut butter, even the organics and didn't find anything higher in fat than skippy.

    Also any tips on how to get a nasty puke smell outta my mattress??
     
  2. Violent_Ged

    Violent_Ged Member

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    your fucked kick the bitch out
     
  3. Popularity

    Popularity Senior Member

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    haha oh geez. buzzzzkill.
     
  4. High Plaines Drifter

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    I puked on a public bus the first time I ate pot. We each put a 1/4 oz mids into little banana bread loafs. I was like tripping stoned. Lasted about 2 days. The joys of being young and dumb :) I feel bad for whoever had to clean the bus.
     
  5. wameron36

    wameron36 Senior Member

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    Bummer dude.

    Is nausea normally common with weed edibles?

    I made my first firecrackers the other week, which was also my first weed experience also, with about a gram. That had me fucked for most of the day, but didn't have any nausea.
     
  6. G0dm4ch1n3

    G0dm4ch1n3 Senior Member

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  7. MelvnDoo

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    your girlfriend puked because you used skippy. and you prolly gagged because you used skippy. nasty "peanut butter"-flavored spread is not the same as actual peanut butter. that's where you failed.

    i'm half joking, but still totally serious. get some real peanut butter (that contains no more than roasted peanuts and salt, if you wish).

    there's plenty of fat in regular ol' peanuts to take care of your firecracker needs.

    the reason these companies put partially hydrogenated oil into peanut butter is because they take OUT the regular peanut oil that's naturally in peanuts. it's worth more money than the crap they put into it. and apparently, it doesnt let it separate - but really, is it that hard to stir your knife in the PB for a couple of seconds before using it?

    i absolutely LOVE peanut butter, but I wont touch Skippy or Jif or any other crap with a ten foot clown pole. it's disgusting.
     
  8. ChrisFromScotland

    ChrisFromScotland Lang may yer lum reek

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    lol that was pretty funny
     
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