You lied!! You said you were going to bed. Speaking of epic boobs, I know someone who has very epic boobs.
K - I am going to bed for reality. I have to work at 7am. Ugh. Make me go to bed Matty. Drag me if you must.
Yes. They are totally unlike all other breasts and beautiful in some bizarre perfect way. But shhhh. They aren't meant for everyone.