Enlisting

Would any of you guys enlist.I'm guessing probly not bucause of most of your political views.If you could what would you elnist in or get into an officer program with ?I don't reallt like college and want to actually do something so it looks like it might be marines for me.

 

I'd probably just contemplate suicide to spare some time...

Your call, man... sorry.

 

I had to register with Selective Service to get college loans... So I just might get drafted.

 

oh my... that's just dandy... it's a nine or so year gamble.

 

i live in Canada, so im peachy...


my friend is in the military...but id say, say out of the US one...

 

Being in the Canadian military must be like living on disability and owning your own business at the same time.

 

Just imagine if you enlisted in the Swiss Army.

 

No dude, you gotta ckeck this one out...
like, OMG! The Canadians are planning on dominating the world....



yeah, riiiiiighhhht.

 

Canada is too damn cool to do that... but the awesome thing is that if they wanted to, they probably could...

 

Not if the US decides to stop them first. Which, they probably will.

 

im taking over the world first.

 

apparently our army is better trained than yours...mind you our wepons may not be as good, and our navy sucks cause our government buys subs the at cant dive, catch fire and kill people...

 

Only if you survive that duel with me, first :H

 

They're too damn sneaky and nobody suspects them of doing anything besides making kick ass poutine, maple syrup, wearing toques and flannel shirts, and listening to folk and bluegrass. Not only that... but Lawrence Gowan is the best pianist since sliced bread and he just signed with Styx in 1999...


see... too many distractions.

 

bring it on. i have a thousand clones in waiting to take my place.

i shall not be stopped!

 

North Dakota will probably invade Canada anyway, the people there are too crazy.


...and they'll probably win, too.

 

They could unite with wyoming... on horseback.

But... maybe the albertans would save canada.

 

funny 'cause I was the one who cloned them and re-progammed their mind to serve me.

You're dead, Blind Hobo.

 

don't forget the people from Nunavut... .they're dangerous. But there's nothing an American cowboy from Wyoming cannot handle.

 

getty lee can sing the pants off anyone...
we came up with fred penner...
basketball...
hockey...
lacrosse...
didnt' need voilence to be free from britian...
beat your ass in 1812...
our football feild is longer...
we acctaully have healthcare...
we are metric...
we have 'u's in our words...
we are always pink on maps...

i could go on...


know what would be the best though...if we became opne country with Cuba, we could be called Canuba, think about it, we are thir largest trading partner, we have a stsable economy, and Canuba acctually sounds more canadian than Canada does