I'm planning on enlisting seeing as I'm bored with the life I have now. I figure maybe shooting people will cheer me up. I don't know whether I should go with the Army or Marines. Any suggestions?
Why don'tyou just go hunting and kill bambi and his freinds....if there ain't no animals, then just shoot up some trees. Be sure to bring plenty of beer and amo though, make a day of it
I agree with James. Buy a plane ticket to Iraq, borrow a machine gun from the Governator, and go and shoot yourself up some terrorists (or innocents...who cares...they are all muslim!)
you could just start your own army here at home, overthrow the government and establish a new republic, or a ruthless dictatorship. its your call
The Navy has the best benefits.. guarantee of getting a job. Not as much shooting people, but you have a slim chance to die.
There is a bigger percentage of Senators and Congressmen who have children in Iraq than the country as a whole. Jesus Christ, check your facts before you say something next time.
if 2 congressmen\senators had children in the service that would be true but frankly a ratio of them:us isn't really that relevant because they don't really represent the majority anyway a significantly greater proportion of legislators is above the millionaire line than americans as a whole a significantly greater proportion of legislators are male than in the real american population a significantly greater proportion really live in washington D.C. to compare politicians to the people is faulty, they are not a random sampling, that ratio is spin if it is even true. please take the time to think logically and for yourself...... it makes the world a better place....
Ooops, cross-posted. That wasn't at you, quest. And I think the fallacy here is obvious - altough it may be true that legislators have a greater chance of having kids in Iraq, you can bet your 'ass' that those kids aren't fighting on the front lines!