Enlisting.

Discussion in 'America Attacks!' started by Peace, Aug 6, 2005.

  1. Peace

    Peace In complete harmony.

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    I'm planning on enlisting seeing as I'm bored with the life I have now. I figure maybe shooting people will cheer me up. I don't know whether I should go with the Army or Marines. Any suggestions?
     
  2. Mac

    Mac Member

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    mmmm

    i guess you could just kill yourself now
     
  3. MamaTheLama

    MamaTheLama Too much coffee

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    Me thinks the army gets to shoot more people, and you'd be a whole less water-logged.
     
  4. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I would rather be homeless than fight for a bunch of ruthless criminals.
     
  5. james q

    james q Uranian

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    why work 4 someone else when u can be ur own boss? show some bloody initiative lad.
     
  6. raysun

    raysun D4N73_666 4861786f72

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    I always wonder why the neocons and the rich don't send their own childeren into glorious batle.
     
  7. Higherthanhell

    Higherthanhell Banned

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    Why don'tyou just go hunting and kill bambi and his freinds....if there ain't no animals, then just shoot up some trees. Be sure to bring plenty of beer and amo though, make a day of it
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I agree with James. Buy a plane ticket to Iraq, borrow a machine gun from the Governator, and go and shoot yourself up some terrorists (or innocents...who cares...they are all muslim!)
     
  9. Peace

    Peace In complete harmony.

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    That requires money.
     
  10. underground04

    underground04 Member

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    you could just start your own army here at home, overthrow the government and establish a new republic, or a ruthless dictatorship. its your call
     
  11. WhisperingWoods

    WhisperingWoods too far gone

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    The Navy has the best benefits.. guarantee of getting a job. Not as much shooting people, but you have a slim chance to die.
     
  12. dedhead95

    dedhead95 The Wizard of Rhythm

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    amen
     
  13. pansy

    pansy Member

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  14. Sera Michele

    Sera Michele Senior Member

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    Their kids don't need the money and the promise of a better life. Lucky bastards [​IMG]
     
  15. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    If you're young enough join the SEALs
     
  16. trippymcnugget

    trippymcnugget Member

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    There is a bigger percentage of Senators and Congressmen who have children in Iraq than the country as a whole. Jesus Christ, check your facts before you say something next time.
     
  17. taxrefund90

    taxrefund90 Member

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    maybe that's because there are fewer congressmen than americans.
     

  18. if 2 congressmen\senators had children in the service that would be true



    but frankly a ratio of them:us isn't really that relevant because they don't really represent the majority anyway

    a significantly greater proportion of legislators is above the millionaire line than americans as a whole

    a significantly greater proportion of legislators are male than in the real american population

    a significantly greater proportion really live in washington D.C.

    to compare politicians to the people is faulty, they are not a random sampling, that ratio is spin if it is even true.


    please take the time to think logically and for yourself......

    it makes the world a better place....
     
  19. jim_w

    jim_w Member

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    Pardon? I'm not sure I follow your reasoning...
     
  20. jim_w

    jim_w Member

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    Ooops, cross-posted. That wasn't at you, quest. ;)

    And I think the fallacy here is obvious - altough it may be true that legislators have a greater chance of having kids in Iraq, you can bet your 'ass' that those kids aren't fighting on the front lines!
     
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