Employee Syndrome - Type

I was at my work the other day, I asked this strange employee for a ride. She said she couldn't, she said she'll ride me back to her place for the night.


She probably has a STD,
She probably has a BF that smokes crack.
She has black & white children.
I'm a whore, I'm not desperate, I'm way out of her league

I said No.

 

was she good looking?

 

I have black and white children, too. I nicknamed them "oreo" and I ate them all.

 

AHHHH...attack of the oreooosss....*munch**munch*

 

I have black and white Yoshis.