embarrassing sexual experience

What are your most embarrassing sexual experiences.

 

Easy - Being with a beautiful woman and havng one of those times when Mr Happy dosen't want to play

 

I haven't really had an embarrassing experience, per say, except for the one time that BOTH of my parents abruptly walked into my room, when I was a teenager, with me and my ex on the bed completely naked, going at it pretty vigorously doggy style. There was no way in playing it off. We both just remained in the position and looked and my parents closed to door; we continued on. I wasn't really that embarrassed with that. But, there was one time where her and I were in the shower have sex. I was getting ready to orgasm, she quickly turned around to get on her knees and suck me off, but she slipped and busted her ass in the shower - I laughing hysterically as I went on with my orgasm without her, it squirting all in her hair and face as she lay mangled in the tub.

I'll never forget it. lmao

 

When my soon to be 20 year old daughter walked into my bathroom while I was jerking off. At the time, I had a pair of her dirty thong underwear up to my nose sniffing them. We were both embarrassed, but she told me to continue what I was doing. Now, she leaves her undies in my bathroom when she's worn them.

 

Possible scenario there, desperado.

 

I haven't had any....yet. When I was in my lower teens my Dad opened the bathroom door and fussed me for masturbating. Him and my Mom would tell me that is was a sin. They had my head messed up for years. I did continue to masturbate, because human nature is strong (thankfully), but I would go back in forth in my life from being a puritan, to being a heathen. I'd bitch more, but I may offend someone. Now, I'm enlightened. I didn't see the truth until I was 26.

 

Not many I can think of. The worst, which isn't that bad, was that I finally got to fuck during my junior year some chick I'd been hankering for since my freshmen year in high school. Prior to that point I hadn't fucked in months so after I entered her very tight and wet hairy pussy - this was 1992 so every chick had a serious bush - and after twenty or less strokes I shot a massive repeating load all over her. I'm talking five or more ropes of the stuff; many times more in content than I ever shot from simply jerking off or the average fuck. Needless to say she never wanted to get together again. Not only was I embarrassed but I really felt crappy because I had been after her for two years, which during high school is like an eternity. I guess I was so glad to finally enter her that my brain went bonkers and I orgasmed way too early. But go figure, I was 16. Too early ejaculation is par for the course at that age.

 

What did your parents say after she left? lol

 

I met someone whose aunt had the experience of being caught by her parents with her then boyfriend. Around 20 years later her niece met the said ex boyfriend and mentioned who her aunt was- he was very embarrassed.

 

I was trying to hump my dog while she was in heat, and my parents walked in the bathroom. There was blood on my hands and dick. They saw me right from the side. When I noticed them coming in I faced them and they could see everything...

I liked it....

 

When i was in my early teens, I was with the guy who took my virginity in his basement, and i was just about to orgasm when his step-dad (who hates both of us) stormed in the room and was like
"DO U HAVE ANY RESPECT, F'N WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN THE HOUSE?" bblablabla
My ex got up quickly with his sweat pants, and his dad looks at me and hes like... GET UP!
I was wearing jeans. Sigh. So he wanted me mangle myself in the covers trying to get my jeans back on.
What an asshole.
I cried.

Also, i pulled something in my knee when i was ontop with my ex. I couldn't help but scream, he just looked at me horrifed at thinking he hurt me. He took me to the hospital, I was pretty embarssed. lol

 

Not too embarrassing but kinda funny was i totally fell off the bed and biffed it pretty hard, but I was able to save the girl and sorta give her a lil shove up onto the bed as I was falling off - chivalry is not dead lol

 

this one has to be the worst of all!!


I've had some cruel moments, failure to have or hold a proper bonner, and of course, shooting before it was the right time, but with humans...

 

I don't know if it counts but one time I was smoking in bed with my ex-girlfriend after we'd both finished and out of nowhere she burned my inner thigh with her cigarette. I got pissed off and told her to get out of my house but then she kissed me and we had sex again.

That bitch sure was crazy but she was fun as hell.

 

roflmao!

 

thats nice to hear

 

One time I finished up and when I pulled it out, the rubber was gone. Lol she went into the bathroom and had to pissed it out. She came back in saying "what if I'm pregnate with your child". It bothered me for a second but I went and laid back down.


Lifestyle condoms have got to be the shittiest birth control ever.

 

You probably just have a small dick...

 

lmao! That is fucked up. Haha. Lifestyles grab onto my dick like there is no tomorrow. I think those are some of the smallest condoms I have ever used. Or is it durasomething....

I have a small penis, 3 cm....

 

The New Years before I got married, my ex and I were having a laid back evening with just a couple of our friends. We got completely trashed and ended up stripping and having sex in front of our friends, one which was a 24 year old virgin guy who apparently had a crush on my ex and my extremely catholic virgin prude friend from junior high. They were dumbstruck and I was embarrassed for putting on a live porn show for two virgins. IMHO, they should've taken advantage of the situation and given into each other.