Embarrassing Post From The Old Forums

I stumbled over some hilarious posts from the old fora and thought I might share those with you kids.
Let's turn this into a comedy thing and throw embarrassing shit from the past at each other.
I'll start with the following thread:
http://www.hipforums.com/viewarchive.php3?FID=25&TID=86088&year=2003

Take a look at Clockwork's (aka Deus Ex Cirrhosis aka Cirrhosis aka Soma aka TenCentArcade aka Squeboo Thorbass *SP?*, etc) post. haha

 

lol... it's true tho, bi guys are pretty hot.

It got me to thinkin'... there are too many hot guys who end up gay or Catholic priests.... such a waste for us straight chicks.

 

My post is even more embarrassing.

It was a phase.

FUCK

Edit: Who are you, BellBottom?

 

you know what they say, you suck one dick and for the rest of your life.....

 

I never really did anything with any guys. I just...for a brief period of time...thought I was attracted to men.

 

I once tried to write a book a post at a time lol.

 

I don't blame you. I once sat through the whole musical Rent.

I'd rather suck off the Steelers and have a video published on the internet then sit through Rent again.

Looks to me like someone has a stalker.

 

I'm Mr_Bubbles.

 

http://www.hipforums.com/viewarchive.php3?FID=11&TID=51515&year=2002
ahahahaha

I'm a stalker because I heard of his aliases?

 

I have heard of this Mr_Bubbles, but never actually seen him.

 

isnt there a brand of bubble bath for kids called Mr. Bubbles?

 

Yep. I wonder how much fun this other one is....

 

hm? i dont know. I have heard many stories about Mr. Bubbles. (not the bubble bath)