Elvis is still alive?

he's dead .

 

no he is dead. sorry.

 

why don't you call him and ask?

 

** clap....clap....clap **

 

heres a picture iof him in our chippy"taken last week. i think he may have had one portion too many.

 

I don't understand the obsession with theories about Elvis being still alive. Just suppose for a minute that he is. What difference would it make? He clearly wouldn't want to be 'outed' otherwise he wouldn't have let everyone think he was dead for all this time. he's not going to do any interviews, certainly not make any more recordings or play in any more gigs. If he is alive he's basically told the world to get fucked so it doesn't matter anyway. In fact it makes much more sense and would leave his fans much more at peace to believe that he is dead than alive.

 

lol that elvis has got some major 'camel toe' going on!!



And yes elvis is still alive I can't keep it a secret any longer you guys, he's been hiding out at our apt for some time now, but unless he gets a job soon I'm kicking his butt out! damn free loader! hehe

no but seriously I don't think he could possibly be alive, how could that have stayed a secret, someone would have spilled the beans by now, atleast thats what I think.

 

I know a guy in Europe who's in Elvis's family. We went to school together. So I know a guy that is related to you. Pretty cool, yeah? The world is getting smaller.

 

Don't be cruel,pretty mama!! hahahaha

How many of these dead-people-are-still-alive threads are there?

 

How many? Well I was thinking of making some more. The shakespeare thread is dying but as long as there are dead people in the world we can have threads claiming that they're still alive. I was thinking of doing Joan of Arc next.

 

What do you mean? You're not saying that you premeditate your dead-people-that-are-still-alive threads,are you?! Of course not. That must mean...you're not only a see'er of dead-people-that-are-still-alive,but also a psychic! This phenomenon keeps growing and growing....

 

Taking requests?

How about Old Winnie, just so we can kill him again. Better yet, Disraeli.

 

Dave Clement!

 

Yes he is and he's in my closet!! I'm holding him for ransome. Any takers?

 

I'll give you 50p for him.

 

well he did spill the chips

 

There's a website that has collated the various 'sightings' of the King:

Please click on:

http://honorelvis.com/sightings.htm

There is another website which has 'fake' Elvis sightings.
People shouldn't fake sightings of him because they muddle up with the real Elvis sightings!.

 

yeah general tso is still alive too

please.....

 

doesn't that just suck.

yeah. but elvis is dead.

 

hes still alive IN MY HEART!!! sniffle**