Elect Hillary, Vote for Ron Paul

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by Androgynous, Jan 27, 2008.

  1. Androgynous

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    I found this poem on a poetry thread on the net. It looked like it had been pasted in from somewhere else. I have no idea who wrote it, but he/she brings up an interesting point. (And I think it's funny)

    Elect Hillary, Vote for Ron Paul


    This’ll make you mad
    At least I think
    But the guy you love
    Will make things stink!

    In this election
    None of the candidates are good
    Except one, that’s all
    Who every freedom lover loves
    And that’s Ron Paul

    But there’s something amiss
    That most everyone has missed
    Paul will never get the nomination
    His supporters will be pissed

    So he’ll run on his own
    He’ll be the independent
    He’ll take away the votes
    From the Republican contender

    So what! You say
    How can that hurt
    Those Republican candidates
    Are just a bunch of jerks

    But votes will get split
    Like the Ross Perot hit
    On old Bush senior
    Which surprised the old hillbilly
    And ushered in Slick Willy

    The Republicans will lose the election
    And the Democrats will win her
    Ron Paul will also lose
    And Hillary/Obama will take power

    I know this sounds horrible
    I know this seems silly
    But a vote for Ron Paul
    Is really a vote for Hillary!​
     

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