Ejaculated While Riding A Bike

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by shujaa, Nov 16, 2016.

  1. shujaa

    shujaa Members

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    Last week I was riding a bike for about 30 minutes. When I stopped I felt wet in my pants...so I put a hand in there just to check and got one of the biggest surprises of my life. I had ejaculated. No erection. No thinking about girls. Yet I did ejaculate.

    Has anyone else experienced something similar? BTW I should mention that I'm working on stopping fapping and it's working - I'm masturbating only once per week.
     
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  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Next time try riding your bike without a bicycle seat.
     
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    GLENGLEN Banned

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    That Will Result In The Same "Happy Ending" I'm Sure.......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  4. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    No bicycle seat....and over potholes
     
  5. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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  6. GLENGLEN

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    Cheers Glen.
     
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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  8. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Fly by night posters never cease to amaze me.
     
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    Technically They Are Classed As "Trolls"........But The Interwebs Would Be A Very Dull Place Without Them....... :)



    Cheers Glen.
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

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    fly by night?..trolls?

    this person just joined today

    maybe if the regulars werent such assholes to 90% of the new members more of them would stick around
     
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  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I thought I gave some constructive advice.
     
  12. shujaa

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    I'm still here people!

    Calling new members 'trolls' and 'fly by night posters'...shame on you! Just because someone is new here doesn't mean they can't request for information

    BTW I've noticed no one has said that unintended ejaculation has ever happened to them too...while wide awake. Or are you guys being shy?
     
  13. pensfan13

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    its never happened. honestly my first thought was that i can see it happening because i get a numb taint when i ride a bike too long. i am far from shy i would tell everyone if that happened to me.

    im sorry i didnt think fly by night was an insult, just someone who wanted a question answered.
    think of it from our POV though. the first interaction most of us have is you talking about ejaculating without sex, masturbation or even an erection...would you talk like that to people on the streets?
    you see out of all the people who lasted a while from when i started, they all started with an introduction and got to know people and then when they were comfortable they started opening up.
    the people that came right out and said they imagined fucking their dog....they dont last.
    as for spacemans comment, i was the butt of many jokes when i first joined. here i still am so i think either you can deal with this core group or you post for a day to a week and move on or you are like our core group and you will fit in.

    as for you saying you are still here...that is like Micheal Jackson saying "they said it wouldn't last" then he was divorced before his next public performance.
     
  14. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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  15. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    That's why they make these:

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    Too much riding with a conventional bike seat can lead to erectile dysfunction due to the pressure that they put on the perenium.

    To the OP. I'm not sure what your reasons for stopping fapping is but there is no solid scientific argument to the health benefits of stopping. The fact is whether you ejaculate or not your body still produces sperm and contrary to beliefs that became popular in the early part of the 20th century your body doesn't reabsorb semen that it doesn't use. Also they have found a link between non ejaculation and prostate cancer. If you don't actively ejaculate your body will do it for you.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
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  16. shujaa

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    I stopped fapping to do girls. I think my hand has had enough...at least for now.
     
  17. tumbling.dice

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    "Bicycle races are coming your way
    So forget all your duties oh yeah
    Fat bottomed girls
    They'll be riding today
    So look out for those beauties oh yeah..."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q
     
  18. JammerJames

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    Wow,
    I'm so glad somebody else has/had this!

    I was prepared to take these bike ejacs to my grave!

    Whew!
     
  19. eurolady

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    I ejaculated while climbing a palm tree in a bathing suit. Just sayin....
     
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  20. Dirtylolaaus

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    Yep happened to me. Same type of thing with a prostate massage. The bike seat must have been in the right spot for a little cock drool. Enjoy it :)
     
  21. bill697cu

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    Many years ago while riding my bike naked I noticed that I was rock hard and had starting cuming on myself without even touching my cock. Good thing it started to rain and cleaned me up.
     
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