eating shit makes me happy!

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by blackcat666, Oct 12, 2009.

  1. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    it is all true, i just love eating shit!
    not directly though.
    this is how i eat shit.
    every couple of weeks, i go to the sewer treatment plant on the other side of town.
    after they process the poop; they spread it out on the ground over a large field.
    all over that field, there are bell pepers and tomatoes growing. the reason for them growing there is, because, the seeds of bell pepers and tomatoes are not very digestable; just like corn (miaze) and peanuts are not too digestable either.
    during the processing of the poop, the pathogiens are killed off, the heavy metals are removed and, the poop does not smell either.
    the poop is use by organic farmers in the area and, i used it in my gardern as well, as do other organic garderners; i also, take as many of the bell peppers and tomatoes home as i want.
    all this stuff is free for the taking; the water board says the public can take what they want.
    most people won't eat the bell peppers or tomatoes because, of what they grow on top of (shit.)
    they are safe to eat and, I DO EAT THEM TOO!

    that is how i eat shit indirectly from the veggies and fruits.
    now, you all did not think i really eat shit directly did you?
    shit play and shit eating is not my thing at all... thats just plain nasty!
     
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    No Shit... :)
     
  3. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    And here I was going to ask if I could shit in your mouth.
     
  4. burnabowl

    burnabowl Dancing Tree

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    I had a dream I grilled up a pattie of cow shit and ate it
     
  5. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    sorry luv, no can do.
    you should have known, that for me to start a thread like this, i would have to be so full of bullshit that, the whites of my eyes are brown.
     
  6. honeyfugle

    honeyfugle pumpkin

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    Here's me thinking you actually got shit from your behind and called it a Sunday dinner...
     
  7. Jokerzilla

    Jokerzilla Banned

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    Holy shitty shit shit shitty shit shit
     
  8. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Shitty shitty bang bang. =/
     
  9. Jokerzilla

    Jokerzilla Banned

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    Shitty shit shit shitty balls?
     
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