The tittle seems a bit biaised though But that is a really stupid thing to do though There's a legend(well kinda) in my school that a guy from my oh so wonderful school lost a testicle while doing with an hot pie like in American Pie ... I hope it's not true, that would hurt
As if they would print a 17 year old's name in the paper and call him a perv. They might as well start printing all the names of people who show up at the hospital with all manner of items that need *ahem* removing from a certain orifice.... People will quit going to the hospital for fear of the paprazzi...
They could probably get away with it if it was a 17 year old. If it was like a 13 year old they might not be able to get away with it.
When I first read that, I thought of some local newspapers that use that kind of language, and of course I thought of the Onion. Do they use much foul language? I forget. Anyway, I think this could be real -- just some weird tidbit of news reported from a comically biased manner. And I agree with daisymae -- I used to work for a medical imaging company, and one of the most bizzare things I ever heard of was an elderly man coming in from a nursing home, who had a plastic banana shoved hopelessly far up the wrong end.
I like how if your say 16 you can get charged for commiting crimes as an adult that are illegal for you to do because your not an adult.