Dumb things to do in Redneck land

Okay imagine showing going to a town and showing up to a gun show in this town located in the upper South and an area that has signs all over about hillbilly this and that like its an honor (and it is in alot of cases). Okay then imagine showing up wearing full Arab garb! Yup the whole full white robe with the white long hat like thingy and the gold band to hold it to your head!

I never could imagine a room of over 800 people go dead silent all at once, then there was this assorted noises comming from slides slamming shut, shotguns being pumped and then alot of whispers.

I had no choice but to burst outloud laughing, I almost cried I was laughing so loud. It was like double funny, first this guy shows up like that and then the reaction, like both were stupid, the guy for what he did and the reactions for what he was.

People then started looking at me like I was insane for laughing so hard but I could not help it.

 

Gandalf was at your show?

 

he shoulda pressed the damn trigger....

 

You're right, that's stupid and funny shit all rolled into one turd.

 

Wow I've never heard that before...that's good...I gotta admit, I laughed.

I'm gunna try to use that phrase at least once today.

Thank you for this.

 

Por nada.

 

Lmao, I could see that happening here. People like to joke that they put Pantex out here for a reason, any "terrorists" try to mess with us, they'd likely get shot before they even got a chance to shoot or whatever it is that terrorists do. You don't invade a territory full of gun-wielding rednecks.