Dude, where's my _____ ?

Serving as a flower pot till fall.

Dude, where the heck is my knee brace?

 

You left in in the doctor's surgery beside your pile of Winnie The Pooh books!

Dude-where has all the happiness gone?

 

Happiness is always fleeting - and as such, has floated away on the breeze

Dude: where's my nail file/clippers? (my Wolverine nails have well grown)

 

Your manicurist (nail technician) tossed it out to preserve you nail art

Dude, Where's my military discharge papers?

 

Dude: there was an error in the paperwork - the MPs are en' route

Dude: where's my Curly-haired wig?

 

It was confiscated at the rap concert when you tried to gain entry by posing as a black man

Dude, Where’s my bowling trophy?

 

"Lords"



Dude: where's ma Ganga?

 

It went up in smoke with Cheech & Chong

Dude, Where’s my passport?

 

It's been taken away to reprographics - the photo is required for the Wanted poster

Dude: Where's my weed killer?

 

Your Monsanto Roundup was confiscated by the EPA because the weed killer is a known carcinogen

Dude, Where’s my Aspirin?

 

Your partner took it - because they had one of their 'headaches'

Dude, where's my guitar?

 

Out of desperation you sold it for a cup of coffee, a sandwich, and a caesar salad

Dude, Where’s my gasoline Credit Card?

 

Due to your forgetfulness, you left it on the counter at the last place you filled up - and is being maxed out by those with lesser scruples

Dude: Where's my Hugh Heffner housecoat?

 

It’s still on the back of the chair you use to watch the playboy channel

Dude, where’s my Amazon package left by UPS?

 

Thanks, (.....I'll be needing that again)

DHL have re-located it (In their turf war)

Dude: where is the Love I used to know?

 

You’ll have to ask Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes

Dude, Where’s my plane ticket to L.A.?

 

It's sitting in the counter where you forgot it.

Dude where's my pet snake?

 

Under the front porch eating a mouse.

Dude, where's my coffee machine?

 

Under the front porch eating a mouse.

Dude, where's my coffee machine?

 

being humped by an extra terrestrial canine.

dude where's the bus that was supposed to be here fifteen minutes ago?