Dude, where's my _____ ?

I start off by saying "Dude, where's my _____?". The next person will answer where it is and then they also ask "Dude, where's my ______?". and so on.

Eg;

Username1: Dude where's my car?




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Username2: In a tree

Dude, where's my Wii?




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Username3: I stole it

Dude where's my... and so on




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So I'll start. Dude, where's my golf buggy?

 

i sold it to some old dude down my street..

Dude, wheres my cell phone?

 

I harvested the anti-matter from it.. "oops sorry my bad".


Dude, wheres my hairbrush?

 

i tried brushing some ladys hair on the bus with it because it looked like it needed a little grooming.. but then it turned out to be a wig... and got stuck in the knots.. ..

Dude, wheres my taco??

 

A hungry ninja ate it while it was digesting in your stomach

Dude, where's my spatula?

 

i cooked it.

Dude, wheres my wacky wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube man?

 

Hes playing his tuba in a one armed, one man band inside a bathtub.


Dude, wheres my flower pot?
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btw How do you cook a spatula? nvm.

 

Garden Gnomes stole your flower pot to stock up on their flower pots used as ammunition againsts terrorising mutant nuclear turtles

Dude, where's my birth certificate?

A: with a magnifying glass

 

ontop of your death certificate.

Dude, where's my monkey

 

currently the president of the united states.


Dude, Wheres my umbrella?

 

opened indoors!!!

dudeskis, wheres my soul!?

 

sold it to Satin.

Dude, wheres my underwear?

 

I'm Wearing Them On My Head...................


Dude........Whatever Happened To My Morals.....? ? ? ?


Cheers Glen...

 

Your bible corrupted them.

Dude, where the hell is my fake moustache?

 

oh,,, ummm... :uhoh2: Well, we ran out of toilet paper and the only thing i could find was your mustache.

Dude, Where's my vibrator?

 

You were so drunk you sold it to a guy who stand outside stores in promotional baboon mascot outfit selling baby diapers.

Dude, where's my super powers?

 

I sold them to Lex Luthor.


Dude, wheres my Tomato.

 

in my sauce... of DOOM!

dude, where's my Darth Vader helmet

 

I traded it for some for some POGS. Alf pogs in fact..

Dude, Wheres my Llama?

 

at a comic book store buying a darth vader helmet

dude, wheres my burrito