dude..dude..........dude

I'm in study hall, and this site somehow got through the filter, and there's this hot chick sitting next to me. Give me some mackin' and pimpin' advice real quick. She can prolly see this. roflmao.

 

Lean over and grab her titties.

 

^^^^^^I can't add anything to the above

 

Umm, I don't think that would be...of course that's what I imagine doing...then again, she might not be as sexually liberated as me.

 

The bloodhound Gang will never let you fail in love and lust:


You and me baby aint nothing but mamals
so lets do what they do on the discovery channel, LOL

 

That might work depending on what's being aired on Discovery.

 

I wasn't aware the the girl was actually being aggressive.

 

This is some good studying. Pretty much the same shit I study at home. I wish there was instant messages on here. THen I could instant message her, and she wouldn't know who it was, then I'd say to look over here.

 

No, she isn't, she's just looking at pictures of dudes with her friend.

 

ANd now the girl on my left is getting on this website.

 

Hey I guess in some peoples world if a girl sits next to you it means you can hump her leg.

 

I want into that world.

 

k, first thing you do is say "hi"

 

Na, YOu're susposed to say that when you first see someone. I need a good pick up line or something. Should I try falling over? I tend to do that to get people's attention.

 

Say you got a 50 bill and ask what it'll get ya. Fool Prrof

 

*Proof

 

Oh, shit I forgot me wallet again.

 

you have any classes with this chick? can always ask for her notes.

you can try falling over or tripping over something, but from my experience watching people do that, they fail miserably and it just looks incredibly stupid and the girl won't talk to the guy...

 

I don't really like her more than anyone else. She was just who was next to me at the moment. ANd she just left. Oh, and I already asked a girl to homecomming, and she said yes, but we don't talk much because her friends are annoying and loud, and I can't get a word in. Date ideas. Need some now. I was thinking of something like a concert at club 87.

 

Alright, this is my mackin' and pimpin' technique that I used to get a homecomming date. Watch and learn, newys.

Megan: You should sit with us at lunch some time.
Me: Ight. Hey.
Megan: Huh?
Me: Want to be my date for the homecomming?
Megan: Sure.
Me: K.