dude....barack obama just fucked me over during a zombie apocolypse

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by nesta, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. nesta

    nesta Banned

    i had the strangest dream

    it ended up with me running through a zombie apocolypse...first with my sister and a friend, but later on with just a female friend of mine who i used to kind of have a crush on. we got some food and were hiding out in the upper portion of an old, broken down wooden shack or barn or something, where zombies couldnt get to us.

    only somehow obama knew we were there and he wanted her to come with him, so he and someone else came up to the barn and made her come down...then he pulled out a gun and forced me to leave by myself, first. he started shooting at me, so i had to jump into this murky river and swim around in it.

    right when i find someone new to be with (i would hate having to make it on my own during a time like that) who happened to be an extraordinarily beautiful, and nude, woman :)D) my alarm woke me up and i had to get out of bed.

    but dude....this dream is obviously a prophecy.....

    a) the zombies are coming
    b) barack obama will pull a gun on me :eek:
  2. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    You know OG is packin'.
  3. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

    the correct answer is A, the zombies are coming....

    a few months back I was having some zombie apocalypse dreams myself, I still remember those dreams in perfect detail, they were fucked up...

    Obama may want to kill you as well, it's not completely out of the question
  4. nesta

    nesta Banned

    i think he just wanted me out of the picture so he could try to seduce her.....hahaha.....

    can't totally 100% blame him, though......
  5. nesta

    nesta Banned

    also, i've never had a zombie dream before

    at first it was simple to avoid them, and things went on more or less as normal for a bit. you could spot them a mile away by how they moved....

    but as they grew in numbers, it was harder....

    but the most unsettling part was having to get in the river. it was a big river, and there could have been zombies in it.....plus, while zombies are slightly frightening to begin with, i have a very real aversion to swimming in rivers, lakes and such. freaks me out, all the creatures in it that i can't see....leeches, parasites, biting fish and such....that was way worse than zombies
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    i tried to tell you he was a nazi douche

  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    because zombies = nazis
  8. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

    sounds like a ominous warning to me given the current situation..

    put it in the context of a prophecy for whats coming and thats one scary dream..
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    do you think obama even knows how to use a gun?
  10. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    i had a dream that i was neighbors, attached townhouse style, with the obamas, because there was some freaky extensive renovations that had to take place at the white house. and obama was CRANKY. it was kinda funny. and when he smiled it freaked me out because he looked like he was gonna eat me.
  11. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

    Did he look anything like this?

  12. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    no. but he was screaming at michelle until he noticed the press and started smiling. i moved.
  13. nesta

    nesta Banned

    no, he wasn't a zombie.

    zombies don't generally speak or use guns or make demands....

    there were just a lot of zombies around
  14. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    yeah, clearly.
  15. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I kinda hope everyone turns into a zombie
  16. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

    Obama does look kick ass though as a zombie.
  17. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

    Somebody post a pic of Kerry. Now there's a zombie without doing any photoshop.


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