Drunk or crazy stories

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  1. Mongooseuk

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    Share your drunk or crazy stories. Many moons ago I was drunk as a fucking skunk on legit shine. Started puking in the toilet and the god damn lid slammed down on my head. Had a black eye for a week. I told my friends some dude elbowed me in the face while in the pit. Lol. Good times.
     
  2. MeAgain

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    Should we include gun, drug, car wrecks, arrests, motorcycle mishaps, rednecks, and fights? Or just booze?
     
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    well i love the universal wonder of strangeness. but not the consumption of mind altering substances as an excuse for inconsiderateness.
    (not to mention the suicidalness of hating logic, as in "darwin awards"?)
     
  4. Grandeur

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    The last time I drank, one guy was kicking my legs.
     
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    He wanted to beat me up. He started by kicking my legs.
     
  6. Mongooseuk

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    dude that's fucked up. so why did he want to beat you up?
     
  7. Grandeur

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    He didnt like my talking.
     
  8. Mongooseuk

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    That sucks. Sorry that happened to you.
     
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  9. RetiredHippie

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    There's been so many, one thing sticks out, no great story ever started out , We were having a salad...…….
     
  10. scratcho

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    In 1963 I got drunk, had sex with some girl and lo and behold 47 years later--found out I had a brand new (to me and to her) daughter! We're both happy as can be about it!
     
  11. Mongooseuk

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    I remember once when I was at a metal show and several crazy things happened. My memory is a little fuzzy on some of the details so bare with me lol.

    The first one I remember was some huge dude in the pit swinging a machete. I'm pretty sure it was either fake or dulled but I can't swear to it. Needless to say the others didn't get too close if they could have helped it. And yeah copious amounts of alcohol were involved.

    Second one was at another show. It was hot af in the building and you can imagine a fuck ton of fans cheering and screaming during the set. I forget the name of the band but the lead vocalist came on stage wearing an adult diaper and baseball cap. Then some dude in the audience stood up, shouted you suck and chucked a beer cup at him. Before security could get to him two other fans kicked his ass. All three were escorted out and the fight continued in the parking lot until the cops showed up and tazed him.
     
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    A man who burns after he drinks

     

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