Tonight my parents asked me if I'd be willing to take a drug test for them (after a mixup of stories that left them skeptical), and naturally, to cover my own ass, I said yes. I know with enough vitamin B, water, and cranberry juice I can most likely pass it, but the thought of having this here bag sitting around and not being able to smoke it is distressing. The test in anywhere from 2-7 days from now. Just how quickly would you say these methods clear your system? (paying 20 dollars to flush my system is out of the question, since I'm a tad broke)
There's also a drug testing forum in the psychedelics forums. I don't know how heavily you have been smoking lately, but you may want to get some niacin(b-3) and take a pill every 6 hours, while drinking plenty of water. Depending on your frequency of tokage, this should work. If you are a heavy smoker, it may not work. I would advise against it, but you could always try the bleach method, if it's really important that you pass the test. If you decide on the bleach method, put ONE capfull of bleach in a GALLON of water and drink it, and you will be able to pass a piss test the next day. Tried and true, but possibly detrimental to your health. You just have to decide how important it is that you pass.
It works, believe it or not. Though, you have to make sure to just use one capfull of bleach in a gallon of water, so as to dilute it enough for it to be safe and not eat away at you insides. Only use in emergencies. My fiance did this and passed a drug test the day after smoking about 7 blunts.
Uhm.... or if they dont watch you and its a home test you can put a few drops of bleach in the urine? And not have to drink a highly dangerous substance.
Good advice, but it still depends on how desperate you are. It's not the smartest thing to do, but it works. You just have to decide if it's worth it.
shit man, I should tell my friend about that bleach shit. Exactly how detrimental to health is it topnotch?
Well, if it's too concentrated(not enough water) it can eat away at your insides. I am sure it's not healthy even with lots of water, but some people are willing to risk it to pass a drug test. I know people who have done it numerous times without fail and have never noticed any health problems, other than some pain while, or directly after, they drink the bleach. I have taken a couple of sips just to see what my fiance was having to endure, and it was horrid. Nasty shit. It works though.
if they don't watch you piss they just fill the cup with warm water and add a drop of yellow food coloring. DON'T DRINK BLEACH!!
topnotch, does the bleach just cover up the test for a few days, or does it actually rid you of thc or cover up the thc for a long amount of time?
I'm not sure, exactly. It certainly works though. If you do it, don't do it often, as it is not worth your health just to pass a drug test. It is a tried and true method though. I've seen it work less than a day after smoking heavily, so in case of an emergency, it won't let you down. Just make sure to use no more than ONE cap of bleach in a GALLON of water so that it's not so concentrated as to eat away at your insides. I can't stress that enough, because bleach WILL eat away at your insides, and is capable of leaving holes in your stomach lining, if not worse. Only use when all other options have been exhausted.
OK the way the piss test works is, it detects HIGH concentrations of THC in your piss. Normal piss they tell you not to drink like hours before a test, otherwise it wont be accurate. So all you have to do is drink a TON of water right before your parents test you, and I mean like as much as you can in 1 sitting, 5-6 cups. Piss once, drink some more then take the test. There will be no yellow to your piss, you will be pissing out pure water, if the test even picks it up (which it wont) it will be so faint you could pass it off to walking into a bathroom at school and smelling it.
