Drug Story

Discussion in 'Humor' started by sugarmagnolia590, Dec 21, 2005.

  1. sugarmagnolia590

    sugarmagnolia590 Member

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    so me and 2 friends were at a park from about 9-11 at night and we were all playing on those little alligators that come out of the ground and swing around, and i turn to the side of me and see some scary black guy walking up to us, (we had see him earlier off to the side smoking, who knows) staring us down with some big ass eyes asking if we were minding our business and telling us his dog was sick... me and my friend happy_kel laugh like hell now when we think about how random it was for him to do that and then go lock himself in the public bathroom



    i say he was high on something... what do you think he could have been smoking?


    i think:crack
     
  2. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    most likley ....if someone is in an agitated or exagerated mannor ....gotta be tweek or that
     
  3. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    He's a ******. Of course it's crack.
     
  4. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    he probably wanted to rape you
     
  5. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    That too.
     
  6. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    not funny.
     
  7. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    active imaginations around here ....makes me wonder just whos tweeked you guys or the poor fool you described ......
     
  8. Davino

    Davino Member

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    A negro that smokes crack-rock and rapes young white girls? Bullshit, that has never been done....
     
  9. JavaJade

    JavaJade Member

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    wow. stereotyping with a touch of racism. that's just great.
     
  10. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    tell me about it.haha:rolleyes: :D
     
  11. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    dont really see the humor in it...maybe one of those things thats funny in real life for a moment, but not much of a story...sorry
     
  12. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    exactly..I can't believe all of the stereotyping...:(

    I'm assuming some of it was a joke..but still, it isn't funny.
     
  13. forgive my cynicism, but I've been mugged, chased by people with baseball bats, seen men beat their wives, threatened to beat men beating their wives, ran naked down the beach, down a main road naked, been chased going 180kph by two different parties in cars after stealing their letterboxes, seen homeless men making out in broad daylight. And a lot more

    And most of the people i know have seen a lot more than that, I'm sorry, that story was so ordinary. But i know you'll probably see a lot more hanging out in parks at night, so keep on

    but please, no rape stories
     
  14. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    congrats! you're an idiot [​IMG]


    just a sidenote, this is far from humor so please dont post these Teenbeat stories in here again, thanks...
     
  15. happy_kel

    happy_kel thug life.

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    I guess its just one of those things you gonna be there for, that whole scenario was a bit creepy, but remembering back on it, gives me a good laugh.

    the wording was a bit off, I suppose a little more detail was needed.
     
  16. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    what did him having to be black have to do with anything? and the bit about him being on crack....
    Its not funny no matter how its worded really....
     
  17. localhippy

    localhippy Senior Member

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    i was the third person that night, and the man lived a block from the park and yes he does smoke rocks, but thats not the problem
     

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