dropped my cell phone in the toilet

ok check this out

im fuckin stoned

ok well about 30 minutes ago i was taking a shit

and i leaned over to get the toilet paper

my cell phone was in my sweat shirt poket

and it fell into the toilet

yea...

so i had to reach in there, with shit and piss in there and get it out before the thing died

well i got it out in like 5 seconds(i didnt react very fast, i was high and in shock that that just happened)

so yea i got it out, threw it in a towel and dried it off then blow dried it for a good 20 minutes, put the battery back in and the cheap shit don't work

such a high killer

pissed and sad at the same time

anyone ever do somthing this stupid before?

 

HhahHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA i'm always afraid of that happening! i managed to drop it in the washing machine once, thankfully the water hadn't filled up much yet. but hahahah in the POTTTT with SHITTTT, omg that's sucky. hey what brand was yur phone?

 

LG lol yea i had the washing machine incident also

 

lol, that shit is funny, but for sure fuckin sucks man. tough luck

 

lol yea

atleast i have a sence of humor

now im sitting here trying to figure out how im going to tell my grandpa that i dropped the cell phone in the toilet

 

hahah damn. yeah cell phones suck...my girlfriend spilled water on mine and it fucked up and then i got a brand new model and everything and then it got stolen like 2 weeks later.

 

my friend dropped his cell phone in the toilet...

 

Yeah the last time I chiefed I knocked over this terra cotta pot that had a replica I made of stone henge on a hill of live moss, and it took some time to do that and it shattered and went everywhere and made me mad... I havnt smoked since...

 

hahahaha

when was this?

 

yea dude, having a sense of humor is good to have, when it comes to the little things like these that are fuckin irritating as fuck.

 

when i was up at a condo in whistler i was really ripped/hammered and i needed light to light a blunt in the hot tub

so i asked this chick standing outside to grab it for me

i then pushed the buttons so the lights lit up and i put it in my mouth so i could hold the blunt and lighter

i then watched the blue light of the phone slowly sink to the bottom of the hot tub.....

it still works :H

 

im gonna call you poo hands..........and yes i have been smoking

 

That must have sucked. I feel sorry for you.

 

It's okay, my mom recently dropped her phone in a cup of soda, while sober.

Well....then again, I'm never sure when she's sober and when she's not. I'm pretty sure she's stoned at least 50% of the time.

 

Yea i was high and i fell in a creek

 

Oh man, I did the EXACT same thing once, minus the hand in the shit. I looked, and thought "it's prolly fucked anyways" and just flushed the bitch down. Im glad i didnt get poo hands for a phone not to work in the end.

 

yea it sucked, but i just sat there in shock like omg its drowing

i wanted to get it to see if it would at least work enough so i can get my peoples numbers...damn....all my dealers and buyers....i have no idea what their numbers are

 

i bet u can get it working again...

if u still have it, and it hasnt been too many days go out and buy distilled water

take every little bit of the phone apart and pour distilled water all over it, even the battery, then just let it dry out completely

bet u it will work

 

Check if it has a sim card, cause if so you're lucky and all that crap is saved in there.
A little water shouldnt kill the thing though, after it'd dry.

 

if the water has lots of minerals and crap in it it will not work, refer to my previous post