Dreads and... love... lol?

It didn't happen to me yet, and hope it never will! It must be a very disturbing experience.

 

cum n blood... yewww that makes me cringe. I like quickies too, I've read a survey where on average the best sex was between like 7-14 minutes or something. when we fuck it's usually like 20 mins to half an hour, and we both cum. it's intimate, passionate, filthy nasty, never cheesy, just real, basically everything I want from sex. I do like longer sessions sometimes though, like I go down, he goes down, then we fuck. multiple orgasms FTW. embarrassing story, I can't really think of anything except getting drunk and having anal.... oy.

 

My girlfriend farted during sex. I was turned off. She ran off embarrassed laughing.

Yeh

 

cheesy long long making sessions make me gag..hard fast durtyyy haha

 

:leaving: woah definitely not the thread for me. i like to keep my sexd life verrrry private.

 

Long sex is never cheesy unless it's in a film or a soft porn film. HAHA here's a storee not embarrassing but still.

My neighbours bedroom is above ours and they can only manage very short 5 minute sessions but SHE is very loud and as much as I like sex I don't want to hear other people having sex. I certainly don't want to hear people in their sixties shagging either.

But she's overly loud like she's deliberately trying to make us hear her. It's disgusting! You can tell shes faking so bad! So a few months ago on a night we know they have to be up for work at 5am. We started having really loud sex 12am through to 4am.

Haven't heard them since. :rofl:

 

I had my mom walk in on me once, she realised what was going on and left quickly enough, the conversation after however was not fun, I also had my youngest brother walk in on me twice, fortunatly he did not notice what was happening, oh the run of relationships while living in moms house, thank god i moved out

 

I'm with you lux. You could not get me in a "long" kissing makeout session. Totally not into it. We got to get to bizznizz. lol

 

Ahh bad stuff man! xD people walking in is probably one of my biggest turn offs >.>
Seems my mates also have a running joke where if they know i'm getting intimate with my girl they'll deliberately try and interrupt :frown:

 

sex always jumpstarts my period. Its so unfair. My man is a total naturalist and is never turned off by the sight of menstrual blood but it freeeeeks me out. I dont let him come near me with a ten foot pole when Im raggin. Lux..the wet spot story is funny. I hate that! My man had a vasectomoy so we never use protection...if we have some a.m shagging I have to wear a pad for the rest of the day to prevent the wet spot situation. lol.


I like the fungus among us album from incubus. Im gonna have to dig it out of my CD archives now and listen to it!

 

Fungus Amongus is a classic. I could never fuck on my period. No. Thank you.

 

I practically have to beat my man back with my ten foot pole!

I swear he gets extra turned on during my period and constantly asks for sex... but to me it is just sooooo gross.

 

I Love This Thread, 72 Posts, And Just When You Think It Can't Possibly

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Cheers Glen.

 

I am the horniest on my period, but fucking on it is... aohh it feels way too fucking weird.

 

I think God snickers at the fact that he made women the horniest when they are having their period.

 

Why can't we be that horny when we're not on the blob? Husband and I stay away from each other for it.

 

eughhh the blob I hate that term-bleajhhjh! blobby sex is gross, I've had it a few times when I'm drunk and like 'fuck ihh' but it feels a bit odd and dirty. not in a good way

 

the BLOB are you fucking kidding me, nuuursty!!!!!! yeeh I have done it a number of times when we were younger and bf didnt care back then but it does feel weird, for both parties involved.... yeewwe so now on my rag I eat drugs and go catatonic for a week.

 

I just get really really drunk and then the whole week passes in a blur. I'm actually just sobering up right now.

 

I don't really have a problem with it.. if done in the shower its no big deal!