Dread Insult Turned Ugly (almost)

Discussion in 'Dreadlocks' started by Captain Cannabis, Dec 14, 2010.

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  1. Captain Cannabis

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    So I was walking my girlfriend to school today and we stood outside while she had a smoke. Anyway these guido's were standing beside us and one of them was like "oh look it's Bob Marley". I stared him down, then I spit right by his head and kept staring.

    He was like "woah man whats your problem, fuckin Bo" he was about to say "fuckin' Bob Marley" but I cut him off and said "Don't you ever call me that fucking niggers name again or I'll rip that faggot ass piercing right out of your greasy little ear".

    He looks at his friends and they all just shrugged their shoulders and tried not to look at me. I went right up to the guy and stood looking down on him like a classic High School Bully... Then I laughed and shook his hand and went "I'm just messin' around with ya buddy I'm not gonna do anything". Then I gripped his hand extremely hard and he yelped like a dog getting kicked and I said "the next time you try to make someone feel like shit make sure they aren't don't like picking on foreigners for fun".

    Then I walked away.

    About half of the people are at her school are brown I know a lot of them probably heard me say that, so as I was walking away I was expecting to get jumped... Nothing happened though.

    The next time someone calls you Bob Marley just remember "Captain Cannabis wouldn't let this happen".

    By the way, I don't hate black people... I only called Bob Marley a ****** for dramatic effect.... I do admit to having a problem with Serbians, Croatians and all those other soccer ball humping countries. (unless you're actually from there and not a greasy sleezeball)
     
  2. RooRshack

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    Jesus fucking christ.... no reason to be racist about any of it, just nicely tell him not to be a fucking moron, and bid him good day. You're lucky you didn't end up with a blade up in your face, I know anyone who talked to me like that would, real quick....

    Remember Nassir? Remember how he talked big shit? Remember the 6 day war? You're lucky it didn't go a bit more like that....

    I mean, I laughed, but fuck, that was some needless hate spawning there, if someone called me bob marley I'd have a new weed connect, you just have a lot of people looking to stomp your ass, and for good reason.
     
  3. Captain Cannabis

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    Man, you don't understand. They're a bunch of little fags. I see them everyday when I walk my girlfriend to school and they look away as soon as I stare at them.

    I've been waiting for something like this to happen for a long time. I can't wait 'till tomorrow.
     
  4. RooRshack

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    They're a bunch of little fags because they don't stare you down, looking for a fight, every time you see them? I don't stare at strangers either, unless they do something that warrants staring. You walk around with a serious chip on your shoulder. Why the fuck would they stare at you?

    Seriously, you need to rethink how you view people and confrontation.

    Maybe they look away because you make awkward social moments, because you're just too "metal" and generally cool to greet people normally, without staring them down and then having a spaz attack when they try to loosen the tension that your pissy angst blanketed presence creates.

    Some day you're going to pick a fight with the wrong wimpy looking lil' fag, and that lil' fag's going to put a chunk of lead in your head... There's plenty of meaner people than you out there, and they don't always look it.
     
  5. Meliai

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    you sound a bit angry.

    i'm so glad high school is now in my distant past.
     
  6. Merrivale

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    I was going to say something similar. Thread makes me feel old. :wheelchair:
     
  7. goodvibes83

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    the racism is not ok, at all.
     
  8. rollingalong

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    the only insults here are the 2 against bob...one from you for using the word ******...and one from the dude that compared you to bob
     
  9. creedlespeek

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    I love that you cry about being discriminated against and then criticize the kids for being Italian and "fags" and you bitch how you hate "niggers." Sometimes people get exactly what they deserve.
     
  10. Captain Cannabis

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    I couldn't have cared less that he specifically made fun of my dreads, it could have been my shirt he said something about and I would have done basically the same thing.

    I did it because he tried to make me look dumb while I was in front of my girlfriend. I specifically said I don't hate black people, and yes Italian kids are fags.
     
  11. Captain Cannabis

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    You must live under a rock man.

    I probably don't look like a "typical student" to the other kids, dreadlocks, camo pants, and big boots tend to make you feel a little out of place at times.

    I have no chip on my shoulder man, I'm usually the life of the party making jokes, I hate being confrontational.. This was just plain funny to me.

    EDIT: I just noticed something, you guys were probably just pissed because I called Bob Marley a ******, if I said "some random ****** selling drugs on the street" you probably would have just looked away. It doesn't matter... Bob Marley still would have sucked if he were white.
     
  12. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    My motto is: Do whatever you want, all the time, no exceptions! How will you learn whats best for you if you live on other's advise and expectations. I love how unique your stories are. Thanks for sharing.
     
  13. Sarah_Again

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    I'm wondering exactly how much of this story is true.


    If you are going to shit your pants every time someone says something you don't like, life is going to be a bitch for you.
     
  14. RooRshack

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    Yeah, I don't look like a typical student either, I had locks until recently, and unlike your big walmart boots designed for a weekend of feeling like a badass and then the landfill, I wear actual work steeltoes. Not that it matters, but they're probably a lot larger than your boots, they made me look like sonic the hedgehog, until I shaved my head. Anyone who wants to start shit will start it, not call you bob marley, that's just a stupid gesture of affection.

    So he said something about bob marley. He was insinuating that you probably smoke marijuana, and that he, too, probably smokes marijuana. Not a big deal. And so what if he WAS trying to embarass you... instead of making yourself look like an insecure little girl, you could have embarassed him for his ignorance.

    But it's totally way more metal to slap your girlfriend around and be loudly publically racist and violent.

    You obviously have a hardcore image problem, but that's cool, go keep wearing your super metal boots and camo pants, because you're that metal, and starting shit with guidos. You wanna be racist about it, their family owns the trash disposal business and the police department, they'll never find what's left of your metal ass.

    Dressing and fronting like you don't give a fuck about conforming or what anyone thinks doesn't mean much when you throw a temper tantrum whenever you don't like what someone thinks.
     
  15. hellodreadhead

    hellodreadhead Beta as fuck

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    I lol'd at the reactions to this thread.
     
  16. vanuka

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    I don't understand racism...
     
  17. Ahmad Rashad

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    Well it looks like somebody is getting a lump of coal for Christmas.
     
  18. JimboWizbo

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    Was your girlfriend impressed? (Seriously, I'm curious how she reacted to your reaction)
     
  19. RooRshack

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    I must live under a rock because I can't see why they should stare at you, or why you resent the fact that they don't?

    You're just fucking desperate for attention.

    Jimbo, I don't think she reacted at all, to her attention loving wanna be guido stomping combat boot wearing boyfriend who is known in these parts for getting drunk and slapping her around. (Well I think I remember that he was drunk) But he's probably lost enough inhibition by now that he doesn't have to be drunk to slap her around while overprotectivley marching her around.

    *edit* There's black people, and there's niggers. Black people are like anyone else, but niggers are just like wiggers, cholos, or people like you. That is, they're aggressive, loud, rude, start fights anywhere they can, and have horrible taste in music. Bob Marley was not a ******, he was a black man.
     
  20. GLENGLEN

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    Wise Old Indian Saying......Man Who Makes A Target Of Himself, Will Eventually

    Get Shot With Arrow...:).



    Cheers Glen.


    P.S:- I Lied, Twas In Fact Wise Old GLEN Who Just Made That Up On The Spur

    Of The Moment, No Indian Could Ever Aspire To Being As Wise As Me...[​IMG].
     
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