Dont Have To Chat Like A Refugee..

anyway, has your government stopped using plastic grocery bags yet? because straws and cotton tips as opposed to bag LOL.

 

lmao

 

They still use them for sniffing glue.

 

The Government that is.

 

If you’re a germaphobe and don’t want to put your mouth on restaurant glasses. So, I’ve heard.

 

Deutscher Oval League K&N Series 2018, Season 1 CHAMPION OF THE EUROPE!! IRMINSUL!!!!
Wooo haha, man i was a nervous wreck all morning, I didn't want to particularly get in and race today, I was nervous, edgy. I was a statistician. I knew everything before the race when I needed to finish if the guy chasing me won, or finished 2nd lol. Even guy on radio told me LOL you've really thought this out lol, and I had for a week. So I went out and I did what I do best, I put my foot down. Qualified 1st, led the first laps got that extra bonus point. Guy is sitting behind me chasing me all race, as long as he don't win I win the cup, but he's there in 4th I'm getting worried.. he makes a silly pit startegy that completely cost him, I stay out, got a guy telling me to stop pushing why are you pushing you've done it, it's won you have zero reason to race now just roll around girl. So I did, I see first place in front of me I figure he's right, I don't need to wreck here trying to get a win. So I gave up 2nd and finished 3rd +19 points back to 2nd an easy win in the end tbh.

So that's done!

Duel victory burnouts.

 

But putting up your mouth on restaurant silverware is cool?

Puuuh-leeeze. It's all a scam.

 

I plead the fifth.

 

I drove one of them in America a corvette and it was so bizarre lol I was like wtf the engine just shut down! I didn't like it. Like what if it just doesn't start up again? No spanks, not for me. I'll stick to my diesels.

 

Part of me wants to get some sleep. The other part wants me to oven up chicken burgers and eat..

Smart thing to do would be get some rest cause I wanna go to the Schießstand this afternoon, shoot some guns. on the other hand I really haven't eaten much last couple of days and I'm starving. Starven Marvin.

Ah to hell with it, what's 20mins between chicken burger?

 

What was it. A little Chevy Lumina I think. Lumina? Nahh. Fuck nose. It was cool cause it was a Chevy and that's what I wanted to drive. she did well. The wash from the trucks on the highways was sketchy as for me, I had to drive a lot it in the rain. What was it! Chevy C...

 

You got my damn vote

 

EAT!!!

 

@Orison, check out the meme in the school shooting gun control thread
Absolute fucken gold, friend! I tell you there ain't a conversation out there you can't convert into something from a good old action film. I come up with some shit.

 

I am eating lol, theyre cooking right now

 

I've heard that people use straws to keep from staining their teeth from the acid, sugar and everything else associated with sodas and sugary drinks. I also think, that before there were free refills at most restaurants now, it was a way for businesses to get more money by charging you for every single glass of beverage you drink. A glass with mostly ice, a straw that helps you consume it faster, brings on the refills.

 

how you drink a beer with a straw?> I know its done, did it in highshcool. but to order a draft at a restaurant and drink it with a straw. thats redicereroususususus.

 

they say drink beer with a straw will get you drunkquicker. i never tried it. sounds as reputable as drinking beer outta those wine glasses.

 

I feel like watching aliens now lol, BUT do i start from prometheus OR just go str8 to aliens?
dun matta i wont watch it anyway i feel like watching fight club too. but i can laugh that off too, goes for too long.
aight i ate, imma nap now.

 

I would think the bartender would laugh a person outta there if he had to put a straw in a glass of beer. You know what I'm gonna try that, see where it gets me.