Does Thinking About Jesus While You're Having Sex Make You A Pervert?

I caught a little bit of Christian radio today, just an out-of-context soundbite about "it" being "the greatest sin" and...the greatest gift from God? I don't know why, but I thought, "Is he talking about sex?" No wait, the radio had been scanning through songs and the one before it was a rap about "she taking her clothes off".

Anyway, I got stuck on that damned train of thought, thinking about preachers having sex. The really good ones, anyway, the ones on the radio. (Forgive me Father Morris or whoever you are.)

The preacher on the radio speaks of Jesus as though he is speaking of the ultimate entity. The one that means everything to him. Yet I know these preachers get married and have children. What I want to know, thanks to the rap song and no fault of my own, is what is going on in the bedroom???

Do these strange men have to perform a juggling act between Jesus and their wives? Can they really justify pushing Jesus out of their minds in order to have sex, or are they thinking about Jesus while they're having sex with their wives? I'm sure they are. I just wonder how they cope with that. Does thinking about Jesus while you're having sex make you a pervert?

 

No I don't think so. I bet a very high percentage of people think about others while in the act and I don't see that as perverted.

I remember reading a mediational book from a guru of India who claimed that he had to literally fall in love with his own guru to pursue what he was after through meditation. It was never a sexual affair, but did make mention, while in practice there was nothing but devotion and love towards his guru.

Taking that into this thread, I guess even Christians might have something similar going on there? I don't know.

Strange and not my thing at all, but each to their own.

 

It would be perverted if you did it every time, though, wouldn't it? If you thought of another man or woman while having sex every single time as a matter of practice, I would call that perverted.

So this guru you speak of somehow intuitively knew how his guru felt about him having sex, how he should feel towards his partner when having sex in order to have good sex? Because I don't know if making assumptions about someone's opinions can be considered true devotion. If he was truly devoted he must have asked his guru how his guru felt about him having sex, and I can only wonder at what his guru's answer was.

Especially devout Christians do have something similar going on there, though there is the difference that their guru isn't a living man. Jesus is more than a guru, though, he is the epitome of all good things. The kinds of Christians I'm talking about would never reduce him to mere guru stature. Thus they are enthralled by this man in a way their wife must not even compare. Yet she does compare. Enough to cause him to orgasm inside of her. Jesus will never compare in that way. Right? Or will he?

To reiterate, I think it's perverted to make a practice of thinking of someone else while you're having sex with your wife.

 

Umm I don't recall the guru ever sharing the knowledge with the other guru that this is what he did, but I remember he was very specific in telling that he had to "love" his guru. Actually I wouldn't at all be surprised if he was a virgin, but he had some unbelievable mediational tales about sex. -shrug-

I actually had to ask me my Norwegian guru who I was very close to at the time what to do there. Obviously i only like women, yet he was male. If this was my way into better mediational journeys then how was I to meditate with him in mind.

I never did get a solid answer and I became disinterested soon after. I don't even know if he knew the answer to that haha.

 

lol Yeah there really isn't a good answer to that.

 

Actually they are probably thinking about porn when they have sex with their wives... What they are thinking about when they have sex with their mistress I'm not sure. Probably porn again.

 

I know, but I'm not telling.

 

Jesus getting gangbanged by at least 5 of the twelve disciples

Yeah, been there

 

Probably approximate to a mental image of what goes on in their minds...

 

^ lol ...

Edward Jessup in Altered States didnt think so.

 

Time for a Jesus joke then

Why did Jesus go to a beautician?

To get his nails done

 

Lol! I knew this thread had potential!

 

This one is unrelated but found it on another site whilst searching for jesus jokes and it cracked me up


What do you get when you cross an Italian with a Gorilla?

A less hairy Italian

 

How did Jesus get food poisoning?

Cross contamination

 

Q: Why does Jesus like to shop at Costco?

A: Becuase Jesus saves

 

i usually mutter :holy mother of god youre so good at sucking my cock:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wh0lLrHvtw

 

I met a girl in Hawaii and she told me that every time she and her boyfriend had sex---he would drop to his knees beside the bed afterward, start crying and ask jesus to forgive him. She said it made her feel weird and insulted. Man, I guess!

 

That Richard, that he was holding hands with, seemed to be a very loving guy!

 

Oh, I know. I think they are very close friends. I admire them.