does masturbating make me a..

motherfucker?

 

no. lol

 

It does if you are masturbating your mum with your fist.

 

no, but it does make you a subject of my sexual thoughts and desires

 

Only if you wear the T-shrit..."i am motherfucker"

 

"masturbation
1766, from Mod.L. masturbationem, from L. masturbatus, pp. of masturbari. The long-standing speculation is that this is altered (probably by influence of turbare "to stir up") from *manstuprare, from manu, abl. of manus "hand" (see manual) + stuprare "defile" (oneself), from stuprum "defilement, dishonor," related to stupere "to be stunned, stupefied" (see stupid). But perhaps the first element represents an unattested *mazdo- "penis." An earlier technical word for this was Onanism (q.v.)."


Since you asked, thought I'd look it up, seems the word does actually means defile oneself by hand, or stupify oneself by hand, or to stir up by hand.

And here I always thought it may have latin origins, the Mastur hinting "to be master of ones domain"

 

hmmm...

guess i'll have to try harder..

 

I'm a motherfucker, though

 

i'm definitely a fatherfucker.

 

and several other types of fuckers too..

 

deviate fucker?

 

uncle-fucker? :hat:

 

hat-fucker. i know you want to.

 

as in you specifically.. no

i've fucked an uncle

i don't think i ever fucked a hat directly.. but worn an hat or he was wearing a hat.. yes

 

milfarific

 

You are aware that motherfucker only refers to your own mother, right?

 

you called?

 

it can refer to whatever i want... i live in bizzaro world.