does marijuana attract bears when camping

the title of this thread cracked me up

 

This almost deserves a sticky lol

 

Wrong! A bear will rip into your tent to rip an apple out of your pocket... I suggest putting the brownies in a sac and tying it to a rope, then through it over a branch and tie it off.

 

Ride the bear to the lake. The ancient lake.
The bear is long... seven miles.
Ride the bear. He's old and his skin is cold.

 

this thread is makin' me think i could get alot of crap if i dressed up as a bear and ravaged campsites

 

You'll have to go to the campsites with dread heads and dead heads and super tramps to get lucky with stockpiling up on pot in various forms, my friend.

 

Would it make the bears docile? Or would it just give them the munchies?

Who wants to try it?

 

i didn't read any of this thread

and i don't care if anything in this thread makes sense or is stupid

all i care

the title of this thread is fucking hilarious

100pts

 

This deserves to be a sticky just for the hell of it!

 

I don't think I'd worry about it. I'm sure your friend will have everything gone before the bears get anywhere near him

 

if a bear came to my campsite because he smelled weed then I'd surely give him a few hits.
who can say no to a face like this?

 

back about 25 years ago here the sherriffs son was flying in a load of cocaine when he was alerted that the DEA was waiting for him at the airport.
he procceeded to pitch the duffel bags out of the plane in the national forest here..
when the cops were backtracking his route collecting the evidence they came across a duffel bag ripped apart and a dead bear not far away..
so they may not like weed but they do like coke..lol

true story.. there were even t shirts made..

 

Purp, you didn't think anybody would catch you on the Anchorman reference and Mitch Hedburg reference, but haha! I caught you, and yes this thread is great!

 

this thread is hilarious.

 

food in general will attract bears, the "Tie your food up in a tree 100' away from your tent" technique is the general standard for camping and bear protection.

Also knowing if there are bears in the area helps too. Campers are advised to tie a bell to their clothes to make noise so you dont accidentally startle a bear by sneaking up on it. Also its suggested to carry some pepper spray just in case you have a bear encounter.

Knowing what bear droppings look like is a great way to know if there are indeed bears near by. Black bear droppings are small and contain berries and other plant matter. Grizzly bear droppings are much larger and contain little bells and smell like pepper.

 

i was actually waiting for someone to notice...

 

just remember.. if there's bears in the woods..

 

BAHAHAHA

 

Bears don't like weed but the mountain lions do. Watch your back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dRevRCJ27g (skip ahead to about 1:35 or watch the whole episode....greatest show on the fucking planet)





edit: or if you're too lazy to watch it they basically have a big outdoor grow going and 'someone' is stealing their product, but they find out it's a mountain lion that's gotten itself addicted to it.