Does God Read Hip Forums?

I was on a social networking site a few minutes ago and found this.


I wonder if God also reads Hip Forums...

 

If God Has High Speed Fibre Optic Cable ADSL Then I Would Say Yes,

If He Has Satt, And The Airspace Above His Dish Is Not Clouded By Angels, Then

Yes Again....

If He Has Dialup, Then Tough Tittie For Him...



Cheers Glen.

 

Idk but I heard God listens to Slayer

 

Well, we shall see I suppose...

 

Wat god

 

Indeed, which of the 500 million gods?

 

They all should be reading it.

 

Hi mortals.



We enjoy reading Facebook and the Hipfora too!

 

sometimes, but i usually just skim through threads.

 

...and post witty one liners

 

Of course he does! He manages this during his short breaks from denying gays equal rights, persecuting the followers of other religions, promoting sexism, and watching porn.

 

All you have to do is believe! Have faith!

 

We are all different.

None of us are the exactlty the same.

Love,

 

yes, but only to form his list of the damned :sunny:

 

No, She doesn't... ​

.

 

ya aery he dose, he's keeping tabs for his hit lists :svengo: :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

 

If God is using dialup, He's been taking lessons from Pope Francis.

 

pope francis takes notes for him in his absence.

 

god, assuming there is one, and neither zillions or none, which is a bit of an assumption on our part, has a rather large universe to look after, or at least so many worlds on which there are sapient people, that it takes a thousand years, to pick some poor bastard on each of them, to be channeled by, before he, she or it, as ever the case might be, can get back to a previous one.