Man, the list of food objects ive sat on is long. There's the obvious: banana, bananas, cucumber, carrot. I was on a sweet potato kick for awhile, anytime I was in the produce section id eyeball the sweet potatoes and usually buy the one that would challenge my ass. One time I was edging and really wanted a cucumber, but all I had was a full stalk of celery so, yeah, bunched the small ends together and affixed it to a handle that slid between the mattress and box spring ( i love getting penetrated from behind on all fours) lubed up and was shocked how easily this slid into me. I was also shocked how much girth i gobbled up and how amazing it felt. Ive also masturbated with a fudge sickle in me, sounds painfully cold but i got used to it quickly and the feel of the melting mess was erotic.