After watching Wolf of Wall Street a friend started going on about his "numbers" i.e. the number of times he masturbates or "danger wanks" at work (the numbers Matthew McConoughey was talking about). Every now and then we go for a weekly target of 2.5 per day per person and post the "results" up on Viber, usually with graphic descriptions of who we have imagined screwing and what sexual scenario played out in our head. I sometimes embellish the numbers, and I'm pretty certain the others do, but it's still a good laugh, especially the week we had 4 of us get 61 "danger wanks" as a total (our group target was 50). Does anyone else do this?
I had to google what Viber is Whats the difference between Viber and ones like LINE or Tango, besides Viber sounding more like a app for your Vibrator?
i work in an environment where i can screw around some during the workday too, but at 2.5 wanks per day, when do you actually do your job?
I'm probably more like 1.5-2 wanks a day at most, as my job is a doddle and I can have everything done by 3. Some weeks I'll have 1 or 2 for that whole week at work. When we're having a competition I will embellish. One of the guys that works for a major US firm I wonder about - is he for real. I'm getting fed up with him - every time a new 20 something girl joins his team on their rotation policy he has to announce to us when he will wank over her and what position he will imagine. I'm sure they're hot, but I get too much detail of what he's doing with his willy - he's gotten like this since being married.
