do you wan to punch slow walking people in the back of the head...

or is it just me?



(i am not talking about elderly or handicap folks)

 

Isn't bumping them out of the way more effective? It's the ultimate coup de grace :cheers2:

"If you see something tittering, push it over." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

 

could be... but i'm fairly short...

 

Tittering? Titillating!


Nah, I'm pretty slow most of the time. I want to punch slow walking people that walk in groups and take up the whole path though. I can't get past!

 

i'm just gonna hang out with this guy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puD1_3RtLc0

 

Get an SUV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PKFcfTzeT8

 

suv? nah... i'll just run them over with my bicycle.

 

yes.

I think I'm actually a member of a facebook group declaring something to the effect.

I don't think I'm usually tall enough to manage this most of the time though. so maybe a mid-back punch would have to do but I'm sure it's less satisfying.

 

yeah.. i'm in that facebook group too ....


mid-back punch... hmmm theres an idea!

they'll be like " what was that?!!?"

 

I usually just walk around them...

 

I don't mind people walking slowly. When I have the time to do so myself, I appreciate being able to go for a nice relaxed walk.

This, however, shits me to tears. People taking up the whole path, or worse, people oblivious to the world around them, forcing traffic to yield and maneuver as if they were some sort of fucking holy cow.

 

If there's anything worse than slow walkers, it's slow talkers.

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What you need to do is shiv them in the kidneys

And yes, I always want to punch slow-walking people in the head. Being elderly or disabled doesn't excuse you from pissing me off, either.

 

on occasion yes,and for me it includes the elderly an the handicapped..

oughtta show some respect for us young able bodied folks an get the fuck outta our way!!!

 

I didn't realize people walking slow was that big of a deal, can you not walk around them..?

note to self: walk slower than ever before so I can annoy people...

 

It irks me when people make my grocery shopping experiences difficult in general.

 

YES!!!
Especially at the flea market. I cant just go around em now, coz we have cheesy poof and we cant go around people with a stroller as easily.
Im one of the slow people now.

 

I want to punch old people as well. They have no spatial awareness, and they like to dawdle in the middle of the aisle or the path as if its Sunday in 1955 in a country town and nobody is in a hurry. You have to yell "excuse me" into their ears so loud that it hurts. Instead of leaving their trolley nearby and walking into narrow, crowded areas to get their cheese, they would rather take it with them, thus cramming everybody into awkward positions and grazing a few ankles. Old people should not be allowed in public. Don't get me started on the fact that old people are allowed to drive.

I don't really mind slow walkers as long as they get out the way and walk in single file.

 

a punch to the back of the head is rarely enough. maybe for the handicapped or elderly, but they're getting off easy.

sometimes you can't walk around them, hence the annoyance. if going around is a possibility, it's really not much of an issue.

 

Yes, this is correct. Some people like to walk in snail paced echelons and take up entire walkways. I find that the more people there are in a group, the less likely they are to pay any attention to the fact that other humans exist and might want to pass them at a reasonable pace.