do you talk to your plants?

Discussion in 'Hippies' started by cerridwen, Jan 18, 2005.

  1. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    I do... I love my plants. I think they grow better. I love playing some groovy sitar meditation music for them and everything....
     
  2. Acorn

    Acorn Member

    only if they start talking to me first.
     
  3. Acorn

    Acorn Member

    acually, i talk to them sometimes (even if they'er not talking to me). and sometimes i even sing to them, even if my voice isnt the best, i hope that wont make them grow worse.
     
  4. headymoechick

    headymoechick I have no idea

    I always sing to my plants. It's good for them.
     
  5. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

    I talk to my plants... i talk to my clothes, my guitar, my blankets.. haha... :D
     
  6. jailmate

    jailmate Plantenist

    all my plantz aand fuguzzez are illegal 2 talk 2.
     
  7. yeah i talk to my plants - usually i say 'sorry, poor thing' right before i throw them in the trash! a family rule for us, no plants for me!!! i've got way too much shit to do raising three boys - at least they are thriving :D
     
  8. sugarmaggie

    sugarmaggie ~Green Eyed Devil~

    Haha..that sounds like me. I can never remember to water the poor things. I have one lonely little plant left, well it's a cactus, and ya just can't kill those damn things.
     
  9. yeah! aloe is about the only plant i can keep alive, mostly because i can put it in the ground outside and ignore it. that's a cactus, right?

    once upon a time... i used to grow all kinds of things, i had the most beautiful roses. and as a teenager it was my 'chore' (not really a chore, i loved it) to take care of my mom's plants. she was lamanting the loss of her green thumb not too long ago, i just laughed and reminded her that it was i that pruned, watered and fed our jungle! i never did talk to them or play music for them, just gave them the attention they needed.
     
  10. actually, talking to plants has been 'scientifically proven' to be good for them. they 'breath' carbon dioxide, you know, so it's like blowing fresh air at them. the more you breath on them, the better.

    example: http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20030129.html

    some chicks swear that the more attention they give their boobs, the bigger they grow.
     
  11. sugarmaggie

    sugarmaggie ~Green Eyed Devil~

    That's it, me and my boobs are gonna have a serious discussion..:D
     
  12. gate68

    gate68 Senior Member

    are you kidding.They're always yelling at me,calling me names.I can't get a word in edgewise.How do you get them to shutup?
     
  13. sugarmaggie

    sugarmaggie ~Green Eyed Devil~

    They must be punished, no water for three days for them!! Put em in the closet, no sunlight either! :D
     
  14. gate68

    gate68 Senior Member

    Uh-uh.That just makes them mad,and violent.
     
  15. sugarmaggie

    sugarmaggie ~Green Eyed Devil~

    That reminds me of Little Shop of Horrors..don't let them bitches eat you for God's sake!! :D
     
  16. gate68

    gate68 Senior Member

    They'll get theirs.I'm gonna smoke them in the end.
     
  17. sugarmaggie

    sugarmaggie ~Green Eyed Devil~

    Smoke on baby..those bad plants deserve it!
     

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