Do you read the instruction manual?

I don't. I don't want to load a CD and search for how to set something up on my video camera,

So I shall sit here for hours and hit buttons and scroll through menus on the camera screen.

I have never been a big read the manual person.

How about you?

 

I have tried with some of the more complex things I own, but I never get past the first few pages. Someone needs to throw some jokes into those things to keep everyone interested.

 

I can't see the writing worth a damn anyway. If I have questions, that's why God invented Google.

 

Hitting buttons is a fun hobby that has never gone out of style


source: been randomly hitting buttons to figure stuff out since the 90's

 

are you sure it was God that did it?

 

yea, i don't do manuals

 

God invented everything. Including heroin. God's kind of a sadistic badass.

 

real men dont need instruction books

 

ya know i've never thought of god in that manner, however i get it.

 

not likely.

 

uumm.. Usually not.. but sometimes I do.. Like for my cell coz its got all kinds of cool tricks.
If assembly is required, I dont even crack it open. Tis fun.

 

I read directions while I am waiting to get to play with my new toy.

 

um... I sometimes enjoy reading the manuals.
For things like my digital camera it can help me figure out little tricks and stuff.

total freak.

 

Al Gore invented Google.

Yeah, I know. God invented Al Gore.

.

 

You mean AL gore invented Al gore.

 

No...Cloofah invented all that shit. And God, too.

 

Al Gore invented God.

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Never.

 

A guy reading an instruction manual is like asking for directions.

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