Do you like cheesy puns?

Are we still good for the cheese variety? 'Cause you people haven't even scratched the surface of the world of cheeses yo.

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Man, his music has always been cheesy but now he can't even write any more. At least he used to havarti-stic talent before he was hurt in that one fight with that gay Swiss military cheef who, for some reason, had a way of speaking like a baby.

Maybe that was a bit too much, lol.

 

Sounds like a stinky sex question

 

We're getting too intense and we can't breathe due to the white moldy air. At least let me Brie...................*breathes*

 

pun threads remind of Stinkfoot...he was good at them.

 

I cant decide which side I’m on

 

I like them better than Swiss puns or Munster puns.

 

Where's that guy anyway!?

 

My car’s fucked up; I need a break.

 

last time i talked to him he was doing gouda

 

What do you call a magician that abuses his wife? A master of slight of hand.

 

I have a new girlfriend; she’s a Hollywood stunt double; I’m falling for her

(as I said: I enjoy these).

 

I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

 

Something I don’t like about homosexuals: I don’t like their gaze.