Do you have a yardstick in your house?

Discussion in 'The Hip Polls' started by Mike5305, Apr 6, 2013.

  1. Mike5305

    Mike5305 Member

    Yes, but I couldn't lay my hands on it right now.
    What's a Yardstick?

    If you have a yardstick, what do you use it for the most?:mickey:
  2. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

    I've a metal metre stick. I usually use it as a straight edge for rotary cutting, if my drywall square doesn't sit right.
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    i call my penis "the yardstick," although it's actually only 34 inches.

    no, i don't have one. i do my measuring via tape measure.
    1 person likes this.
  4. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

    Yes, I use it for arty stuff.
    themnax and ZenKarma like this.
  5. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    I think the people that lived here before me left one.
    1 person likes this.
  6. Ranger

    Ranger Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I left it in the yard where it belongs. If I brought it in wouldn't it then be a housestick?
    2 people like this.
  7. daisymae

    daisymae I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

    Yes, but it is actually a metre stick because I am Canadian.

    I use it in my sewing/crafty adventures.
    themnax likes this.
  8. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I use it for knocking stuff off of high shelves.
    1 person likes this.
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter


    i generally use it for marking straight lines..i prefer measuring tape for measures


    Wtf is an yardstick
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    "an yardstick" is an example of poor grammar.
    Pantyqueen and Eric! like this.
  12. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed and Confused Staff Member Super Moderator

    Yes, it mostly gets used to fish cat toys out from under things.

    I use a T-square, combination square, ruler or drywall square to draw straight lines


    (36 inches or one yard long)
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    yes..awesome for getting things that roll under the fridge
  14. Orison

    Orison my dog is full of stars Staff Member Super Moderator

    whacking cats.. :leaving:
  15. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

    Yes. I broke it in half so I would have something to stir paint with.
  16. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

    Bitchass, you beat me to it.

    But uhh, I have a metal meter ruler.
  17. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

    Drywall squares rule.​
  18. Piney

    Piney Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    It measures the snowfall.
    themnax likes this.
  19. yahoohippegm

    yahoohippegm Member

    I voted 'no.'

  20. I own 3 yardsticks; all of which are currently collecting dust haha.

Share This Page