Do you have a mic?

I need an American guy to say 2 one liners for me for my movie trailer (see sig).

Can you help me out?

 

Might help if we knew what the movie's about.

 

It's a horror flick. Hell on earth, that kind of thing

 

Herby noticed if he put his shwang right up to the lens, it looked much bigger than the tree's in the background, and needed a trim.

 

I got a good speaking voice if you come up with the words. ill email you a wav file

 

Thanks Death!

Email sent :sunglasse

 

Itll be a little while before i can get them to you, though. I dont feel right yelling into the computer with people walking around doing stuff.

 

LOL,

I understand, thanks for considering it! This flick will be the bloodiest (most shocking) gorefest ever

 

even better than cannibal holocaust???

 

I haven't seen that yet but I'd imagine so. It will be gorier than Peter Jackson's BrainDead aka Dead.Alive.

 

hehe my favorite movie

though cannibal hollocaust was much more shocking
the most disgusting scenes included people getting raped, ripped apart and then eating. is yours going to have someone eating someone elses penis?
also, they cut up this giant turtle. it was pretty disgusting to see its bloody stumps (legs and neck) thrash as they were killing it.

 

Wow, can I be in your movie? I can bend my thumbs all the way back to my wrists. Is that gory enuff?

 

I recorded and sent you the files, 121. They're a little corny, if you dont use em, i dont care. just trying to fill time

 

Hey Death,

Thanks for the files man! There good but there is a lot of 'static' noise in the background. I get that when I talk on a mic too Anyways I can prolly clean that up and use them, thanks for taking the time to help me out man!

Btw, what program did you use to record your voice?

 

I just used sound recorder. the one that came with windows since 3.1

 

Holy shit Mr MiGu,

Did they kill a real giant turtle or was it a fake?

I'm not going for perverse shock tactics like in Cannilbal Hollocaust. I have a vision of this series that I think is original, refreshing and frightening. No cheese and predictable scenarios, just raw and uncut. I'm aiming for that 'fly on the wall' style. The characters arn't going to behave like actors but more like real people being secretly filmed.

 

Ah, thats what I used too. This project is harder work than I thought

 

hey 121 ...i reccommend you to

www.exposure.co.uk

there is a good filmmaking forum on there, and good tips for junk

 

Thanks man!

I'll check it out.

 

yup, twas a real turtle

what are ya doing this project for, if ya dont mind me askin