Do you ever look in the mirror

and think 'god damn I look freaking hot today today and i am awesome'?
I have a meeting with my 'anti-education because she was too lazy to finish her degree' of a boss and her ' I am intimidated by my own employees and my marine husband controls my entire life so I have no idea how to think for myself' superivisor. I dislike them both emensely because they lied to me during my interview about what my hours, job duties, the department's goals etc are so i would take the job. i put my notice in but they still want to meet with me today...
of course being the catty bitch that i am I know the best revenge on any woman is to dress fantasticly, look beautiful, speak well and wear jewlrey out the ass (which i never usually do as it is annoying to have on)...so needless to say I am so ready for this meeting and already have my snotty and sarcastic remarks ready to fire out.

 

I replaced all of the mirrors in my house with photos of good looking men. Now I always think I look great.

 

I once looked in the mirror and the reflection's eyes were closed.

 

Youa re hillarious. I am going to look in your gallery. i am sure you are wonderfuly good looking.

 

Nah ah

 

Damn... busted!

 

yeah, i have about three of those days a month. for some reason, when my hormones are just right, i think i could get ayone i ever wanted. monthly madness.

 

hmmm I am on a school district comp and it won't let me in your gallery because it says the page violates district policies.

 

don't tease me. i'm over there all the time and there's no nudity.

 

are you ovulating? I bought the shortest dresses last month when i was ovulating. i was afraid Andy would think i was a hoe so I pretended they were bathing suit cover0ups d:

 

oh yeah. when i'm ovulating, not only do i want to have sex with absolutely everyone, i'm fairly certain if i tried i would be successful.

 

and I am going to get a fab manicure and pedicure because you know what? i am freaking worth it and deserve to look as beautiful as possible all the time.

 

damned straight.

 

I think I could too...i even think I could bed you ...

 

i don't need a mirror to know i look awesome

 

oh and i loved your description of your boss and supervisor

 

You should warn me first so that I have time to put up some good looking pictures.

 

and you know what else? I have a beautiful tan because i am healthy and happy and do not stay inside all weekend contemplating how I will mentally and emotionally torture my emplyees on Monday and make them feel like shit about themselves.
you know what else? I've lost 12 pounds since May 25th and I feel damn healthy and light on my feet and am going to go to yoga tonight

 

we're so god damn hot.

 

loss of 12 pounds is awesome