Do stoners rhyme naturally?

Think about it for a second. Do you often find yourself rhyming your sentences unconciously. Sometimes your response rhymes with the last thing someone else said! Crazy....

I do it all the time.
I didn't do it in this post though since that would be kinda cheap and lame

 

no I don't thankfully.... That would be bad. I talk on the phone for a living.

 

haha iv done that once.....you do it thn pause for a sec and say to urself, hey that rhymed....

 

yup i do
so do you

...wait

 

Haha! Yeah,all the time. Im also psychic,and have often said the same thing at the same time as other random people.

"Wham bam thank you jam." for instance. once.

../yes

 

I don't but I knew a total beatnik that talked completely in rhyme... It was insane man...

 

i think stoners are natural ryhmers (is it a word?). me and my buds write tight tunes like every 5 minutes when we chill together.

 

perhaps the brain is more ready to use phyming words when stoned. perhaps you just notice how often your words rhyme in every day life

 

thats why there's so many great songs... like the songs on morning glory by oasis, haha.

there's this pavilion in the park where all the kids here go to smoke and hang out and we have had the fucking funniest rap battles. god, i miss summer.

"i've got dye in my hair! i live downstairs!" <-- thats all i can remember from one

my friend and i wrote the awesomest stoner athem, i wonder if she still has it... words just flow more according to what rhymes than what makes sense in meaning. like you just write and write and write, and then read it over to figure out the story.

 

No, but they think they do, sadly.

 

christ, i actually do do that.

 

Whenever I get stoned we're always like

"I'm high as the sky"

"I'm baked as a cake"

I'm blazed as a glazed"

Or something like that stuff.

 

yeah, i cant help but rhyme sometimes when im in the peak of my high.

 

i notice other people rhyme too! and they don't realize it. and i'm like haha, why aren't they laughing? hahahaha.

 

OMFG, I wrote a stoner anthem with my friend too! How insane!

It was called the yeti song. and it rhymed so goood ahhahahahaaaa.

 

actually, i never payed attention lol

 

first roll that big joint, light it up and smoke it
as soon as i finished it and i'm high, i'l come by to say you hi
and i'l roll another one, together we will fly
don't worry i still have a lot of weed on me
we could smoke all night
in the mornig we will not even finish the bag
hey that's funny i see ther is a non-smoking sign
"of course ther is one, you're in a classroom fucking moron"
dude you sound like my school director
"with this ammount of pot i think you'l need a lawyer"

 

im vibing with this bliss
ok so i do admit im quite poetically fresh.
and shit do i love rhyming.

bliss is where im most myself
no more of me put away on the shelf

ok, so i suck at being put on the spot.

 

yes i noticed this one of the last times I got high with my friends before xmas break..it was weird. Let me tell ya lol. I couldn't stop..between that and being high pitched as a mofo..i prolly sounded like a dying cat.

 

I write some pretty sick rhymes while high.=] They are actually good too, I could turn them into some sweet songs.