Do people really send text messages to numbers from the Television just to receive random pictures of "Babes" or jokes or hip hop song ring tones? Why does a drink of fresh water give me heartburn but a glass of straight whiskey make me feel better? Why does Brie smell like assy feat but taste like heaven? Why are the cops outside my house taking what appears to be a rifle from one neighbors garage and leaving it at another neighbors house? Are Dave Chappelle re-runs funnier when I'm stoned? How come Elvis Costello doesn't get Lasik Surgery? When my Ipod is on "Shuffle", why does it play the stupidest fucking songs that I should have never put on there? Why in the world would anyone bother to read stupid ramblings from a drunk asshole like me? Why did the DRUM tobacco company stop making their own papers? Is anyone going to read this shit and post annoyed responses?
Yeah I dont get the phone thing. Im not sure about over there, but here in New Zealand those things are fucking expensive. I'll see them advertised and down the bottom it will say like "From $9.99 a week" Who the fuck is going to spend that much just for a ringtone? Obviously people must otherwise they wouldnt continue to advertise so I have no idea if people are just trapped in without knowing the cost or if someone is willing to pay an arm and a leg just to get whatever song is the flavour of the month on their phone
any idiotic thing you can think of, somewhere there is an idiot already doing it. physical reactions to consumed substances are more individually diverse then most people realize. why do people believe it is all grown up to repress their imaginations and then bitch about the inevitable consiquences of doing so? why do mutually self destructive cultural values persist generation after generation for hundreds of years? why do people think the're going to get anything out of continuing to coerce each other into them? =^^= .../\...
