Do I exist?

???
Am I a figment of my own imagination?

 

I hate that bastard

 

he was a lot smarter than you, not to mention fucked more women.

 

Ive fucked more women that bastard. And I have better hair.

 

a friend of mine wondered the same thing...... and then dissapeared

 

Oh you are so going on the list

 

Ask your children.

 

what would they know?

anyway, this is thread is an ILL POSED QUESTION.

 

They come from somewhere.

 

I prefer precise language.

 

me too.

I think asking "do I/we exist?" misses the point because it's using misleading, ambiguous language.
as far as I can tell, we're the imagination of ourselves.

 

I enjoy it so. We?

 

What's the difference??

 

Depends who youre talking to.

 

rene descartes walks into a bar and sits down.

the bartender comes up to him and asks, "would you like your usual mr descartes?"

he considers this for a moment before responding, "i think not..."

and then POOF! he disappeared

 

Gosh, what a lot in common with blondes that man has.

 

ah, flounder cabbage sock?

 

flying spaghetts.

 

dance class tooth fairy