Do girls fart?

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  1. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    Only serious responses please and thank you.
     
    rebelfight420, Jul 11, 2009
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  3. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    yep....and period farts are the worse!
     
    mariecstasy, Jul 11, 2009
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  5. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    We sure do...we even POOP.
     
    daisymae, Jul 11, 2009
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  7. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    I know, its wonderful how our anus functions are so similiar to that of a boy.
     
    mariecstasy, Jul 11, 2009
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  9. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    No, No you don't

    I said only serious responses please read the OP.
     
    rebelfight420, Jul 11, 2009
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  11. mutteredexpletives

    mutteredexpletives Banned

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    No. We quiff plumes of perfume. :tongue:
     
    mutteredexpletives, Jul 11, 2009
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  13. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Is this really a serious thread
     
    lunarverse, Jul 11, 2009
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  15. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    srs bsns
     
    daisymae, Jul 11, 2009
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  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    no, girls don't fart; they're born without gas glands.

    if a girl seems to have farted, she probably has some poo in her pants.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jul 11, 2009
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  19. indianprincesss

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    yup we do fart. we just know how to do it quietly.
     
    indianprincesss, Jan 30, 2011
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  21. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    THAT is a little much, I remember one of my girlfirends would wait until a bus passed or something loud.. I dont think its that big a deal.
     
    The Earth, Jan 30, 2011
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  23. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    my serious response was to get her out of my bed as quickly as possible.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jan 30, 2011
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  25. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    we know how to fart, we just choose not to because guys get jealous that ours are better :)
     
    lovelyxmalia, Jan 30, 2011
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  27. blackcat666

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    hell, i don't know if girls fart or not.
    :confused:

    i do know for a fact that girls shit... girls are full of shit!
    :biggrinjester:
     
    blackcat666, Jan 30, 2011
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  29. lynzxx

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    noooo.. its an old myth that they do!
     
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  31. broony

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    Well if they don't fart they must burp a lot. The air must go somewhere!
     
    broony, Jan 30, 2011
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  33. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    Girls shouldn't eat fast food because it makes them fart.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81NcVU6gsek"]YouTube - Jay and Silent Bob Strike back - The gals 3
     
    Michael Phelps, Jan 30, 2011
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  35. LoneDeranger

    LoneDeranger Trying to pay attention.

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    My Aunt Jessie (bless her soul) had a bit of an issue with escaping gas when she got elderly. Her son would tease her about farting and she'd say, "Ladies don't fart. We have little blessed events."

    It became a family joke and my sisters would often warn, "I feel a little blessed event coming on!"
     
    LoneDeranger, Jan 30, 2011
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    I beg to differ, when my wife was pregnant and she passed gas, I swear the aroma would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon at 50 yards, to this day I haven't smelled any worse.
     
    slappyman, Jan 30, 2011
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  39. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    This is the right answer ^^^.

    I refuse to accept the notion that women fart and shit. Oh, and they're only allowed to sweat during sex and their legs must be smooth at all times.
     
    lunarverse, Jan 30, 2011
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