Disgusting!!!

ok so everyone knows what today is, and as im writing this i have my headphones on and BLASTING. why you may ask? cuz my parents are currentlyu having very noisy sex. im gonna go have a cig.

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hahaha that sucks lol. Sometimes when I'd sleep over my friend's houses we'd hear their parent's having sex and I remember how embarassed they'd feel! But I NEVER hear my parents doing it. I don't even know if they do?! But they must.

 

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no but really this is why I go to bed early sometimes.

Sorry to hear about your tragedy

 

your parents get more then you?lol

 

well could be worse... i kind of hate v day, im always alone =/ nonetheless, learning valueable skills with the dark side.

Embrace the force... AKA photoshop

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btw not my work, this off a guide.

 

I'd rather they get none. Saves me sleep

 

sounds are better than sights my friend. At least we aren't up doing lines all night having to listen to that shit.

I remember hanging out at buddy's house when i was like 13, we were stoned sitting in the basement...we go up to get a snack in the kitchen...his dad, a very wealthy bleeding heart liberal, comes running through the kitchen wearing nothing but a condom on his erect cock. I saw them at an obama rally the other night, I laughed hard.

 

I remember those days.... I always figured if it kept them happy then what the hell. However, i was known to climb out the window and walk to the park at those times.

 

they got their needs to..just crank it up even more

 

so im feeling a little better after a cig and a few shots of evan williams

 

there's nothing about that that isn't hilarious

 

^ lol I thought the same thing. I wish I could have seen that dude.

 

the same buddy decided when we were stoned one night to blow up a condom like it was a balloon (I don't htink it was the same one his dad wore). However it got too big and popped and spermicide was all over my buddy's face...it took me a long time to type this short post i was laughing too hard...Ahh good times.

 

There has only been one point in my life where I suspected mine were doing it. I consider myself lucky in that respect.

 

man now im fuckin drunk as hell, rockin out with my cock... in my pants

and rockin out to dethklok

 

I work at a coffee shop. There was a group there as i was closing up an hour ago. I offered them some coffee on the house since i had to dump it anyway. A 40+ year old women says "sure why not". Women #2 responds "you can have caffeinne at this time of night?" Women 1 says "Hell yeah, its valentines day night. I need that extra energy. Im going to be going all night"

 

Im sure alot of kids parents are bangin right now.. dont feel so bad

 

hahaha that's great.

 

yah I tried going all night but my gf ruined it again

 

UH OH! trouble in paradise you guys!